When you’re rich and powerful and Johnny (fucking) Depp, you can just settle your lawsuits quietly and move on with your next franchise vehicle. (Lainey)
Today, I am less interested in Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s wedding date and far more interested in WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR, PETE DAVIDSON? (Celebitchy)
I mean, Jessica Biel’s business plan wasn’t exactly solid when she decided to open up a fudge restaurant/daycare. What’s the demo, there? Wealthy couples with kids who are also willing to spend $15 an hour to sit around and eat overpriced fudge? (Dlisted)
Out of the three Bruce Willis daughters, it genuinely took a triple take before I realized that Rumer was the one in the middle. That is some fashion makeover (the blonde works better on Rumer than on Davidson). (GFY)
Donald Trump plans to repaint Air Force One. I’m not sure what color he will use, but I think it’s the one called “garish” in the box of 64 crayons. (Jezebel)
Those CVS employees who called the cops on a Black woman who was just trying to use a coupon have been fired. (The Root)
Those disappointed by the lack of shirtless Dwayne Johnson in Skyscraper can get their fill here. Bonus: Shirtless Dwayne with his adorable daughter. (Essence)
You want to make Britain’s Nigel Farage look reasonable? Put him in a room with Stephen Bannon. (Hannah filled me in on who Tommy Robinson is, and OF COURSE, Bannon supports him).
Jodi catalogs a number of horror films that are well worth watching despite their negative critical reception. (Ranker)
Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope. (Imgur)
It’s true. She does have an abundance of BDE.
watching Christine Baranski be told that she has Big Dick Energy is a fucking MOOD pic.twitter.com/kVaYrIjECS— Kevin O'Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) July 16, 2018
Anne Helen Peterson explores the contradiction that is Gwen Stefani. (Buzzfeed)
Well, I guess Paul Ryan is not completely useless (just mostly). (Politico)
Michael B. Jordan has a type (and there’s nothing wrong with his type). (LG)
James Gunn with a terrific takedown of Trump.
I didn’t have any more room in my life for more CW superhero series … but a lesbian Batwoman series from Greg Berlanti. OK. I stand corrected. (Thanks Deepayan!) (The AV Club)
It’s mid-July and this week seems like a good time to talk about vacation reads. First up, dAvid recommends Rainbow Rowell’s Carry On as "escapist yet thought-provoking entertainment." Rowell takes on Harry Potter and subverts familiar YA fantasy adventure tropes. Did you know Rowell is working on a sequel titled Wayward Son? (Cannonball Read 10)