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Paris Hilton Is a Mom

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 25, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 25, 2023 |


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Like all celebrities, Paris Hilton used to be constantly plagued by pregnancy rumors, and unsavory bloggers like myself would freak out because, surely, this must be a sign of the apocalypse. I’m not going to do that with the official news of Paris welcoming her first child because that would be stupid and wrong and stupid. — Right? (PEOPLE)

People actually want to dress like a Duggar?! Okay, that’s the real sign of the End Times. We’re all gonna die! But for real, all the best to Jinger for getting the f*ck out. (Lainey Gossip)

Kanye wants to visit his new wife’s family in Australia, but he literally might not be allowed in the country on account of all the antisemitism. (Dlisted)

Pope Francis calls for global decriminalization of homosexuality. (Celebitchy)

From Jen: News for Pajiba Parents and fans of Frog and Toad. I’m excited for the eventual episode about cookies. (Variety)

Steven Spielberg thinks The Dark Knight should’ve gotten a Best Picture nom. (AV Club)

Britney Spears’ fans somehow got the police to perform a wellness check on her, and she’s fine. (Page Six)

From Andrew: An excellent celebration of the Oscar noms. (Fangoria)

Alright, who farted on The View? (EW)

Enjoy the current seasons of Doom Patrol and Titans because it’s their last. (THR)

From Seth: He’s too much. People should not be this adorable. (TikTok)

Hulu booted Justin Roiland’s ass, too. (Deadline)

The Squid Game reality show is going real great. (Daily Beast)

From Roxana: If you want to spend $35 on a rock you can get from outside and like, 25-cent googly eyes from Michaels, go for it. (A24)

Catana Chetwynd is Travis_J_Smith’s favorite cartoonist, though In Love & Pajamas isn’t his favorite collection. "Catana, at her best and at her worst, is always a warm hug that is sure to brighten my spirits and remind me of what there is to love about love." Who is your favorite cartoonist? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Kayleigh: Awww.