Pardon Me, 'People', Is That the Sexiest Man You Can Do?
How is it almost Thanksgiving already? I am so not prepared. Meanwhile, Tarjay is full-swing Christmas…the only sensible thing to do is crawl back into bed. Right?
Or perhaps we all just need to wash our hands? (Mental Floss)
Try the Method Clementine Orange, Frank… Frank Darabont was so emotionally devastated after his Walking Dead dismissal, he’s just now able to talk about the “sociopaths” and “malevolent people” who ripped his television family apart. (Slashfilm)
We should get these sweet boys to give Frank a snuggle; then he can take them home. Jeffrey is blind, but brother Jermaine looks out for him. They’re both up for adoption. (via Buzzfeed)
Speaking of brothers, ever wonder what Thor and Loki’s childhood looked like? Aah-dorable. (Unreality)
The 50th Anniversary Special is coming this weekend, and Eleven Doctors running is my new favorite thing. (via io9)
Wait, maybe this is my new favorite thing? A real flying TARDIS. (via Daily Mail)
Kurt Sutter Pulls Another Rabbit out of His Hat, Then Shoots It in the Head. (Warming Glow)
Christian Bale’s only Batvice for Ben Affleck was about the suit, and similar to what a best friend might tell a bride-to-be about choosing a wedding dress: make sure you can pee without help. That’s doing him a solid, man. (Uproxx)
Speaking of the Batman, wouldn’t either the outgoing or the incoming have been a better choice for People’s “Sexiest Man Alive?” How about Tom Fricking Hiddleston, Idris Goddamned Elba, or Mads Mothereffin Mikkelsen? Adam Levine…really? (Celebitchy)
Need to wash that image from your mind? Here are 5 Reasons You Should Rewatch former Batman and Sexiest Man Alive in Batman and Robin. (Underscoopfire)
Can you guess Seinfeld quotes from just a GIF? 9 out of 10, baby! (Vulture)
“No one would wear this if she weren’t in desperate need of attention…” (Go Fug Yourself)
You know what needs more attention? The shit going down in Texas. Yesterday, the SCOTUS refused to block abortion restrictions pushed through by Rick Perry and Co. Planned Parenthood says over one third of Texas clinics providing abortions were forced to close down due to Texas Senate Bill 5 (the one Wendy Davis tirelessly filibustered)—passed in July—which among other things, requires doctors who perform abortions in clinics to have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital. In October, a trial judge blocked the provision on the grounds it may be unconstitutional, putting a “substantial obstacle” in front of a woman wanting an abortion, but by a narrow margin, the Supreme Court disagreed (Justices Breyer, Ginsburg, Sotomayor and Kagan dissented). The case remains on appeal to the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans.(Los Angeles Times)