The Gilded Moose continues its hard-hitting coverage of Jake Gyllenhaal’s daunting daily activities. (The Gilded Moose)
The Kleenex box has been given a “Queer Eye” makeover. Weeping has never been so joyous! (The Impulsive Buy)
Hey, Pittsburgh residents: There’s an open casting call for Mysteries of Pittsburgh. Now is your chance to dress in your best ’80s garb and spend your days being ignored by Sienna Miller and Peter Sarsgaard. (The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette via The Bookslut)
Tucker Carlson is appearing on “Dancing with the Stars.” If Jon Stewart’s appearance on “Crossfire” is any indication, the boy can’t dance for shit. (GMMR)
Sometimes I wonder why a guy with a brilliant voice of reason whiles away his time writing reviews for Pajiba. (Slowly Going Bald).