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By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 28, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 28, 2010 |

Just in case you guys need any help planning your next vacation, this guide to the six creepiest places on Earth should help you decide exactly where NOT to go. Just as a general rule, but if there’s a deserted island inhabited by thousands upon thousands of creepy dolls strung up to make it look like they were tortured and killed, DO NOT GO ON THE ISLAND. (Cracked)

Alright, full disclosure here: I actually kinda like the Saw movies. I fully realize that you can drive a shortbus through the plot holes in that pile they call a narrative, but I just like seeing all the overly-complicated traps. Which is why this list of the 10 best traps in Saw makes me all happy inside. Although I’m still pissed Francois Sagat was only in Saw VI for like five seconds. Ugh, at least get him to take his shirt off, you assholes. (Screen Junkies)

As was mentioned yesterday by that weird ass kid with multiple personality disorder (Yes, I know who writes what. I know everything), the third Batman movie finally has not only a name, but also a rumoured villain in Bane instead of The Riddler and it won’t be in 3D. Thank. GOD. (The Flickcast)

Ugh… Remember when I said that The City was going off the air, and I was all happy because I figured it meant those assholes from The Hills would finally go away? Well, the girl who I don’t think is capable of looking down just got her own show, which means we can all look forward to “The Hills: Audrina Patridge Stares At The Ceiling For An Hour”. (popbytes)

How well do you know your dicks? And by dicks, I mean cops and private eyes and stuff like that, not… You know what? No. The jokes is too easy. Anyway, take this quiz on famous private detectives because I said so. (Litely Salted)

I know, I know, I’ve been a little harsh on Charlie Sheen here these past couple of days. But read this list of ten little facts about Charlie Sheen and see if you don’t want to throw him in a pit and fill it to the top with quick dry cement too. (Frothy Girlz)

Dear Rand Paul supporters: You know what might not be such a good idea? Tackling and stomping on the head of a woman who opposes Rand Paul. I’m sure she probably stirred some shit, but I really doubt that warrants treating them like a pinata. (Zelda Lily)

Here’s a colour-coded map of the United States, where each state is represented by the movie that best shows off its state. My apologies to both Missouri and North Dakota: You guys got Jesus Camp. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’re still perfectly good states. (Cinematical)

Oprah Winfrey unveiled the logo for her new TV network, which she’s calling OWN. As in, if she wanted to, Oprah Winfrey could own you as a pet and then sell your organs on the black market because she has more money then God. Although I do like the colours. (Evil Beet)

Oh Christ… Did you know they once cancelled Halloween in an Arlington, Texas school because they thought Halloween would turn the kids to devil worship? Seriously. Did anybody else ever go through this or is it just this one house of fun-kill? (FourFour)

Oh look everyone, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, the stars of that terrible show about whores who gossip, have split up! Personally, I couldn’t care less about Gossip Girl, but they are pretty. I’m sure you guys wouldn’t throw either of them out of bed for eating crackers. (Yeeeah!)

Alright, am I the only one who is absolutely in love with all the cutesy little doodles that Google sometimes uses as their logo? Shut up, I just think they’re neat to look at is all. Anyway, here’s a gallery of them. (Unreality)

Today’s video features a sneaky monkey named Deekie who just wants a grape, but his parents are all like “Fuck you Deekie, you can’t have a grape!” Man, Deekie’s parents are total buzzkills.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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