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By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | September 22, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | September 22, 2010 |

Just because I can do this kind of shit when I run Pajiba Love, here are the ten most iconic asses in rock ‘n roll. If I may, is it too early to add Jake Shears’ ass to the list? The Scissor Sisters are great enough, but I swear to God Jake Shears’ ass is on display more often then his face. (The Nerve)

Alrighty, who here wants to win a copy of Mary Roach’s new book, Packing For Mars? All of you? Well then, the fine people over at Hobo Trashcan are holding a contest and one of you lucky so-and-so’s might just get your grubby little mitts on ‘em. (Hobo Trashcan)

Oh. My. GOD. An entire quiz about cupcakes? Holy shit, between the Disney Princess quiz from yesterday and this, it’s like your making quizzes just for me! (Litely Salted)

Hey, remember how we were all supposed to restore Daniel Baldwin? Well, we didn’t, and now he’s part of a movie about how those dirty atheists are trying to steal Christmas! Seriously, PLEASE tell me the trailer is just an elaborate hoax and that Bill O’Reilly won’t end up jacking off to this movie. WE SHOULD HAVE RESTORED DANIEL! (Agent Bedhead)

Good news you guys! That lawsuit Lindsay Lohan pulled up against E*Trade over their “Milkaholic Baby” commercial has been settled. *Phew* Man, for a second their, I thought that whole ordeal might tarnish Lindsay’s sterling reputation. (popbytes)

Christine O’Donnell, my arch-nemesis and eater of horse cock, says that being gay is an identity disorder. Really? The lady whose career is based on trying to look like a younger version of Sarah Palin is going to lecture me about identity? (AngryBlackLadyChronicles)

Boo-fucking-hoo, people think The Social Network is character assassination. Aw, someone call whine-one-one, we need a WHAAAAAAmbulance! What the fuck ever. When I stop jerked around by Facebook’s privacy policy, we’ll talk. Take your children’s choir cover of “Creep” and shove it. (Film Drunk)

Awwww, how sweet! Hugh Hefner has a new gold-digger girlfriend! Man, Hugh’s got such a youthful spring in his amble, you can hardly tell that there’s a 63 year age difference! Oh dear, I think I just puked on the coffee table. (Celebslam)

I don’t even know what the fuck this is about, but here’s a bunch of commercials for Panda Cheese from Egypt, featuring a very angry panda. I’m not gonna lie: The only reason I posted these is because I want jM to rape this panda. Hard. (Warming Glow)

Since I’m sure you guys are just enthralled by mediocre rappers, 50 Cent has started a new Twitter account for his dog, Oprah Winfrey. While I already approve of pretty much anything that keeps 50 from making another album, awwwwww! His dog is so cute! (Celebitchy)

Oh joy upon fucking joys, they’re making a Michael Jackson MMO. Just what the world needed. That rumbling you may have just heard was Michael Jackson performing a perfectly choreographed roll in his grave. (Gamma Squad)

Here are the 5 most absurd yet oddly prescient conspiracy theories in pop culture. Hate to say it, but… Really? Are you telling me that The Simpsons could predict the most horrible and senseless act of violence on US soil, but couldn’t foresee that their show might get boring after 20 years? (Cracked)

You guys know I love Feist. Enough to use her as my porn name. Anyway, she has a new documentary out and it looks pretty fan-fucking-tastic. Check it. (Look At What The Light Did Now)

And repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell was stalled yesterday because not enough people believe that gay guys can be in the military without gaying everything up. America! The land of equality! But only when we feel like it. (Towleroad)

Today’s moment of zen is brought to you by OK GO, who once again win at the internet.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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