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Go F*ck A Virtual Sheep, Farmville

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 21, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 21, 2010 |

Here are the ten things you seriously need to stop doing on Facebook. Like, right now. I’m sorry, but FUCK FARMVILLE. So help me Jeebus if one more person sends me a goddamn bush I will burn down all your crops, murder your livestock and have the biggest goddamn virtual feast you have ever seen. (B-Side Blog)

Here are the 9 lamest ghosts in movie history. Oh come on, why does everybody hate Ghostbusters 2? I mean yeah, it isn’t as good as the first, but fuck all of you, it’s still a pretty solid movie. (Screen Junkies)

Well la-dee-fucking-da, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is back in place, which means that gay people can’t enlist in the military, unless you applied in that tiny little window of time where you could, but then you’d-GAH!!! What is it about gay rights that you people find so confusing?! (Towleroad)

Today’s quiz is all about… *Puts on a blindfold and throws a dart at a dartboard* …Old school video games! Yes! And I’m not just ecstatically happy because as of the time of me writing this I’m tied for #1 on the scoreboard. Nope. Not at all. (Litely Salted)

Hey look everyone, Beyonce is preggers! Well, she already got the ring, so I guess if you really like it then you shoulda put your sperm in it. Yes, I went with a Single Ladies joke. That’s only because I don’t know anything else about her other than her songs. (popbytes)

A judge has ruled that Youtube has to reveal the names of three anonymous followers following a court case over comments posted on a Youtube video. On one hand, this goes against a person’s right to privacy on the internet, but on the other… Have you ever read the comments on Youtube? These people need to be tracked down and executed. (Zelda Lily)

Justin Bieber’s Mom is lawyering up because she says she’s been cut out of his business and can’t afford to take care of herself, except whoops! She was actually on a cruise in Hawaii last week. I swear to God, there needs to be some sort of “Will you live vicariously through your child?” test that potential parents need to pass before having kids. (Yeeeah!)

Remember when Disney bought out Marvel and everyone was like “Oh shit, Disney’s gonna ruin Marvel”? Well, check out these Marvel-approved gallery of their heroes decked out in full Tron attire and reconsider that thought. And as a sidenote to Disney: If there isn’t a level based on X-Men in the next Kingdom Hearts, Goofy’s getting shanked. (Unreality)

Because there’s just something about a fast-talking Aussie saying spiteful things over a cartoon that I just love, here’s Ben Yahtzee Croshaw ripping apart Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions. Another Marvel/Video Game inspired link? Yeah, apparently it’s theme day here on Pajiba Love. (Zero Punctuation)

You guys remember that Glee photoshoot from GQ? The one that gave Dustin the heebie-jeebies? Well, The Parents Television Council isn’t too happy about it and they’re basically labeling it as Child Porn. Which is kinda awkward, because the average age of the actors in that shoot is 25, and I’m 19, soooooo… Am I going to jail? (Evil Beet)

Good news everyone! The sequel comic to Kick-Ass is out today, and the movie adaptation is looking at a 2012 release date. Hey, the world can never have enough foul-mouthed, murderous vigilante girls running around. NEVER. (The Flickcast)

Alright, so I know I tortured you all yesterday with the the robot popstar who looked like she would molest your soul in your nightmares, so today, here’s an adorable penguin robot! And look! It even has its own little pipe to smoke! Fucking adorable. (Topless Robot)

Thanks to Sarah for passing this along via Facebook: Here’s a bunch of vampires protesting Twilight, and before you ask, YES, this is a real thing. I don’t want to be alive with you people anymore.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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