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Your Husband Is Probably Banging Other Husbands

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 19, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 19, 2010 |

Thanks to gp for this one; Here’s a quick little list to find out if your husband is gay. I’m pretty sure (or at least, hoping) that this site is meant to be satire, but let’s face it ladies; if your husband is reading this site, he’s probably taking the flesh train to pound town. (Christ Wire)

Oh thank you Jesus, Chelsea Handler is going to be hosting the MTV VMAs this year, marking the first time in forever the show might not suck. Also: I’m totally going to see her in December. I love my life. (Dlisted)

In honour of the impending release of the severely fucked up Piranha 3D, here’s a neat little infographic of cinema’s underwater movie monsters. (Screen Junkies)

Oh, and speaking of Piranha 3D, they created a neat little Funny or Die video where they put their movie up for Oscar consideration. Hey, if those assholes can give a nod to Norbit, they can give one to Piranha 3D. (The Flickcast)

Here is the evolution of the Batsuit. Come for Adam West doing the Batusi, stay because the Batnipples are hypnotizing you with… the… what’s that Batnipples? You want me to… to kill the Prime Minister? Yes Batnipples… (Unreality)

And because we can never have enough Batnipples in Pajiba Love, here’s a guy dressed as Batman robbing a Taco Bell. For the record: I’ve never had Taco Bell. Never. Although I’m pretty sure it sucks balls. (Topless Robots)

Because it’s never too early to call it, here are the early picks for the Best Actress race. Honestly, I’d be pretty goddamn surprised if Julianne Moore doesn’t take this one home. (Cinematical)

For those of you haven’t heard of Robyn yet, watch this video of her covering Alicia Keys’ Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart and think about all the reasons your taste in music sucks. (popbytes)

Ann Coulter got herself fired from her job at WorldNet Daily News (side note: HAHA! Eat it, bitch) for talking down at a Log Cabin Republican event, and now she’s calling the kettle a publicity whore. Oh, listen to her. (Towleroad)

In what is easily the grossest thing ever, Glamour Magazine is releasing a list of the world’s sexiest men, and the final four of the top ten includes Gerard Butler (Hot; Bad movies), Channing Tatum (Same Deal), Hayden Christensen (looks like a dork) and Justin Bieber, who is 16-years-old. Fuck the WHAT?! (Agent Bedhead)

Nicole Kidman bought herself a $10 Million New York apartment complete with an elevator you can literally drive your car into. In related news, today I’m signing a lease on the $655 apartment I rented, for which I gave in my T4s, my pay stubs, my letters of employment, my bank statements, my credit statements, and a fucking guarantor. (Celebslam)

Fun fact: If you don’t let Jesus into your life, scary, guitar-playing dog-men will eat your face and devour your soul. Seriously: This is a video aimed at children. (Frothy Girlz)

I’m taking a break from cute animals doing cute things to bring you this video for Shocantelle’s I Be-Weave Hair Salon. Okrrrrrrr? Thanks to gp, who is basically responsible for everything gay that goes into Pajiba Love.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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