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I, For One, Welcome Our New GIF Overlords

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 18, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | October 18, 2010 |

If the Mad Men gif wall from the other day didn’t tip you off, gifs have taken over Pajiba. To celebrate, here’s a comprehensive guide to all the major gifs you’ll need to know now that Dustin has been overthrown by a constantly looping image file of James Van Der Beek crying. (Jezebel)

Here’s another installment of “Shitty movie plots recreated using blurbs from negative reviews” featuring Life As We Know It! Okay, yeah, I think the term they used is “scathing” but shut up, we have a monopoly on scathing reviews goddammit. THAT IS OUR TURF. (Film Drunk)

I know, I know, I linked to a quiz about boxing before, but this one is actually about boxing movies (i.e. Raging Bull, Rocky, etc.) which means that once again I don’t have a shot in hell. (Litely Salted)

For those who thought that Taylor Momsen was so super hardcore and rock ‘n roll… Yeah, she might have written a song for Heidi Montag’s album. Really. Actually, you know what? That sounds about right. Stupid spoiled blonde whore writing a song for another stupid spoiled blonde whore? All is right with the universe. (popbytes)

Because Billy Murray is (*stretches out arms as wide as possible*) thiiiiiiiiiis awesome, he showed up to the Spike TV Scream Awards to accept his award for best cameo in full Ghostbusters regalia. Can we forgive him for both of the Garfield movies now? (Agent Bedhead)

Here are seven music duos with intense sexual chemistry. I’m sorry, but how does She & Him (which has two members who are married to other people) make the list when MGMT doesn’t? Sorry, but if the guys from MGMT aren’t having acid-fueled sex at this very moment, there is no God. (Nerve)

Pee-Wee Herman, prepare to be kinda disappointed: Here’s the man himself in a sketch he shot for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, complete with a Large Marge reference! Too bad Jimmy still can’t get through one fucking sketch without cracking up. (Warming Glow)

Here are 11 celebrities and their Pokemon counterparts. Wait wait wait wait… You’re telling me that Snooki isn’t already some sort of slutty fire-type Pokemon? Nuh-uh. Nope. Not buying it. Someone go throw balls in her face until you capture her. Don’t worry, she’s probably used to it by now. (Dorkly)

HA! Shia LaBeouf threw a whiney little bitch fit and then threw his coffee at some tubby photog and WOW is it ever embarrassing for everyone involved. Apparently, The Beef is actually a cranky four-year-old. Who knew? (Celebslam)

Because John McCain is a giant asshole, he went on the record to say that he would do everything in his power to filibuster the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. What a fucking dick. (Towleroad)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to drop your monocles into your teacups: Someone slipped a hidden F-Bomb into a Batman comic. Yeah. Can you imagine someone saying “Fuck” in a city full of deranged, murderous psychopaths? Well I’d never! (Gamma Squad)

Ugly Fours Rankings: Brett Favre falls below Hitler (though, Favre’s penis is slightly ahead of Hitler). (Ugly Fours)

And in other “Stuff that really isn’t offensive but stupid people will probably complain anyway” news, Kanye West unveiled the artwork for his new album, which features him with an armless, naked harpy creature with a tail. It’s official people: Kanye West has finally turned into Tracy Jordan. (Celebitchy)

And finally, here’s Christine O’Donnell’s “I’m Not A Witch” ad, auto-tuned for your listening pleasure. Ummmmm… Yeah, if you literally have to make it crystal clear in your campaign ads that you’re not a witch, then there’s a good chance you lack the foresight necessary for running an entire country.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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