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The Dude Abides

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2010 |

So Stacey sent me this link to Jim Horwat’s website, where he’s selling some sweet-ass The Big Lebowski shirts. I’ve never actually seen the movie, but you people love it, so this stuff is probably right up yo’ alley. (JimHorwat)

Here are the Top 11 Celebrity nerds. Wait, Vin Diesel helped create his own video game? … Yeah, I would have hit that before, but now? I would hit that even harder. (Topless Robot)

Remember how Bill O’Reilly tried going after Jennifer Aniston over a comment about single mothers? Well Jennifer issued her own comment, and God help me, I’m kind of in love with her right now. (Dlisted)

Because absolutely nothing is safe from The Human Centipede, SOCK MONKEY CENTIPEDE! NOOOOOOOOO! Thanks to WhatBENWatches! (BoingBoing)

Two people are fighting over who originally came up with the idea for Lil Bow Wow’s Lottery Ticket. In related news, someone out there actually wants to take credit for Lil Bow Wow’s Lottery Ticket. (Film Drunk)

Here’s the new video for the Scissor Sister’s Any Which Way, and did I mention that I’m going to see them on August 31st? Occasionally, my life is awesome. (popbytes)

Here are 20 notable food items in video games. For the record, I fully blame the fact that I’m the shortest member of my family on the fact that I never ate mushrooms as a kid. On the plus side, gay porn stars are notoriously short, so I fit right in. (Unreality)

A third Bioshock game has been announced, and look! Everything takes place in the sky now! Would you kindly click the link? (…See what I did there?) (Gamma Squad)

Paris Hilton is getting sued $35 Million for wearing the wrong hair extensions. Seriously. This may be the most frivolous lawsuit ever, but God help me, if it means Paris losing a shit-ton of money for being a dumbass, then I fully approve. (Agent Bedhead)

Miley Cyrus is rumoured to be getting a boob job, because really, who doesn’t love losing all the feeling in their boobs and having terrible back problems? High-five for big ol’ titties! (Celebitchy)

For those of you who have a thing for guidettes with giganto breasteses and barely enough brains to fill a shot glass, good news! JWoww is back on the market! … I think got syphilis just typing that. (Celebslam)

Rihanna got herself a pretty new neck tattoo, and apparently, it’s misspelled. And by “Misspelled”, I mean she just misplaced the words. Ummmm … that idiot? I think? (Evil Beet)

Want to scar your Dora The Explorer loving child forever? Make her watch this clip from Food Network Challenge and watch as a small part of their soul dies forever. (BWE)

And finally, let this be a lesson to all of you: If you dance around in the middle of the street and end up getting hit by an ice cream truck like a big stupid idiot, THE INTERNET WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU FOREVER. Using Inception. Also: BRAAAAAAAAAAHM.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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