Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all have a great one. Unless you’re like me and shot your wad early by getting drunk last night and plan to spend the evening nursing a hangover and watching the “Twilight Zone” marathon.
And now, a hangover recipe that might come in useful for the rest of you tomorrow. (mental floss)
Jennifer Garner beats out the moonshine guy for “West Virginian of the Year.” I call for a recount! (WIMB)
Netflix’s tagline should read something like, “Netflix: So You’ll Never Have to Watch Epic Movie.” Psst, Netflix marketing guys — call me! (Gospel According to Prisco)
Fact: Trekkies are afforded tons of savings due to the low cost of living in one’s parent’s basement. (QuizLaw)
How do you place a value on human life? it’s pretty fucking easy, actually — if you’re in the health insurance industry. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Constatine Maroulis calling Bingo. It don’t get much more hilarium than this. (Yeeeah!)
I’m kind of ashamed to admit that I never actually understood what “Boxing Day” was. But I agree wholeheartedly, that it’s a tradition that should move over to the states. (Whoa, Camel!)
Dear everyone: toe sucking is not sexy. Not even a little bit. (Celebitchy)
Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions, after the jump. Be safe tonight, everyone!