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It's a Christmas Miracle!

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 30, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 30, 2009 |

You know that puppet show on Comedy Central everyone was bitching about? Well it’s been cancelled, despite what — if I remember correctly — was an all time top rated premiere for the network. Kick out the jams, Pissboy. (CBS News)

According to this new advertising campaign, syphilis is apparently making its big comeback. So, you know, go syphilis! (Agent Bedhead)

BREAKING NEWS! Britney Spears has dyed her hair brown. I repeat BROWN. The Homeland Security Advisory has just been raised to “orange.” (Yeeeah!)

Some weirdo perv from Japan has figured out a way to raise Lars’ real girl and give her artificial intelligence. (Cinematical)

I never got into the whole Big Lebowski phenomenon because, quite frankly, stoners and slackers irritate me. But for those of you who dig that kind of thing, you might be interested in this new essay collection, The Year’s Work in Lebowski Studies. Thanks to AvB. (NY Times)

Could Michael Cera be campaigning for a role in Ghostbusters III? I really hate to jump on the Cera backlash wagon — but honestly, I’m just so weary of him at this point. (Litelysalted)

Maybe it’s because everyone I goddamn know has gotten engaged in the past few months and I’m still clearly not, but this stupid Weather Channel proposal actually got me choked up a little bit. (Warming Glow)

In honor of it being the last Wednesday of 2009, here are the worst of the worst offerings from the Harriet Carter catalog. (IBBB)

There were a lot of celebrities who kicked it in 2009, but here are a bunch who probably won’t be making too many “celebrity death 2009” lists. (Cracked)

And here is kind of a morbid list of 2010 Celebrity Death Predictions. Except I was actually a little surprised by the part that Dick Clark is still alive. (Holy Taco)

This might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Well, not really, with some of the horrible stuff that makes its way into Pajiba Love. But this is at least the worst thing I’ve seen so far today. (DListed)

OH GOD NOOOO! I take it back! THIS is the worst thing I’ve seen today: Eva Longoria and her basketball player husband Tony Parker recreating “Summer Nights” from Grease. Ohhh so awful; you all need to share my pain. Whatever, it’s the week between Christmas and New Year’s. No one’s reading this crap anyway.

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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