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A Christmas Suckage

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 28, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 28, 2009 |

My roommate just discovered that Thomas Kincade’s A Christmas Cottage (which Dustin hilariously reviewed last year) exists with this article, and now he’s going to make me watch it and ruin Jared Padalecki FOREVER. (AV Club)

Surprise! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore” used to take his clothes off for money. Sadly, the whole stripping thing was infinitely more dignified than what he’s doing now. (Litelysalted)

There was recently a billboard out for a television airing of American Psycho and it’s pretty much the coolest billboard that ever existed. (Bloody Disgusting)

Some dude went off on a 70-minute jam session about how much he hates Phantom Menace. Here is Part One of Seven. Thanks, ahamos! (Youtube)

So you may have heard that thew shit hit the fan over the holiday weekend, and now the Department of Homeland Security has imposed new flight “security” restrictions — which would be laughable if they weren’t so damn infuriating. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Ew. Here are a bunch of creepy childrens books which supposedly actually exist. (Unreality)

As you’ve most likely heard by now, the holidays were drama-filled for some of our favorite douchebags. Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail (Celebslam) and Jon Gosselin had his apartment ransacked. (DListed) Ha ha!

And on that note, here are ten hooker-licious fun facts about Charlie Sheen. (Frothy Girlz)

Here’s a list of the most infamous video memes of the aughts. You know, I am so not going to miss this decade. (Topless Robot)

There’s a ridiculous new infomercial out for a product called “Emery Cat,” and while it is definitely stupid, the gullible part of me still wants to get one for my cat. (Warming Glow)

Octopuses aren’t just delicious or God-like, they’re also apparently uncannily smart as well. Thanks to Mrcreosote and AvB who both sent this in. (Cute Overload)

You guys are gonna kill me for this. I know a good deal of Pajibans are animal lovers, and well, this video is a tad on the cloying side but damn if it didn’t have me a blubbering mess by the end:

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