It’s a very Merry Allie Brosh Christmas today, everyone! Here’s another hysterical story from perennial Pajiba Love darling Ms. Brosh about how Kenny Loggins ruined one of her childhood Christmases. (HyperboleAndAHalf)
Here’s a list of the best TV moments of 2010. And you’ll be happy to know that 20% of them involve sticking it to Jay Leno. (Warming Glow)
Here are the 11 best games that feature Santa Claus. Funny, I obviously must have missed the part that included Kingdom Hearts 2. (Ugo)
For today’s heartwarming link (I’m aiming for one a day this week), here’s a story about a woman with leukemia whose last wish was to help build a house for a less fortunate family. (Zelda Lily)
For those of you from yesterday wondering what a Dickerdoodle is (and for those of you still trying to rid yourselves of the mental image of sounding), here’s a quick and easy Dickerdoodle recipe for the holidays. (Adult/Entertainer)
Paris Hilton was evacuated from her plane when a boxcutter was found on it the other day, and all I can say is goddammit to hell, we were this close! THIS close! (Popbytes)
Because Inception is, and forever will be, the gift that keeps on giving, it turns out that new holiday Coke commercial pairs insanely well with the Inception soundtrack. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-BRAAAAAAAAAAAHM. (Unreality)
Well, this is borderline pyschologically scarring: Here’s a list of Craigslist encounters featuring people looking to get down with Santa. Why do I feel like there’s some sort of weird, Freudian thing going on with most of these people? (Nerve)
Speaking of Yuletide Craigslist postings, this one is pretty urgent: I know I’ve been beating you over the head with adoption messages as of late, but Rio is trying to find a good home for his cute little puppy, which he and his roommate can no longer care for. If you’re in the L.A. area, and you or someone you know is looking to adopt, please give him a try. (Craigslist)
Because apparently everyone in Serbia is a drunken badass, a Serbian man vacationing in Egypt killed a massive shark by getting drunk off his ass and jumping on its head. Holy shit, Super Mario is real! (Geekologie)
Thanks to Tracer Bullet for this one: There’s a contest going down where you can win a Will Eisner documentary by doing your best Calvin and Hobbes impersonation. And I know you all love Calvin and Hobbes, right? (Comics Alliance)
Ever wonder what Christmas is like for your presents? Apparently, having your flesh torn off and insides ripped out isn’t all that much fun. Who knew, right?
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