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Breaking! Bear Jew Waxed His Chest

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 22, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 22, 2009 |

Sorry, I guess it’s not exactly breaking news but it’s not everyday that one of our own gets an exclusive on Eli Roth waxing his chest. True story. (Agent Bedhead)

Jeremy impressively took on a list of the top 25 douchebags of 2009. Here are the top ten of them. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

The PR team for Sherlock Holmes is apparently working on overdrive to make sure people don’t get the idea that it’s like Brokeback Mountain 2. I guess they better nix that scene where Holmes and Watson go for full penetration in that tent. (Celebitchy)

Oh, here’s something relevant to the holiday season: A bunch of instances of evil Santas on TV and in film. Oooh I remember that “Tales From the Crypt” episode. That one freaked my shizz out. (mental floss)

The Ed Hardy line has started producing alcoholic beverages, which are ostensibly specially formulated to disguise the taste of roofies. (Impulsive Buy)

If you think about it, there are some very important life lessons that can be learned while watching Goodfellas. (Screen Junkies)

I’ve never heard of “Mama Lucia” meatballs before, but after watching this commercial I’m pretty positive that she makes them out of stay cats and hobos she lures into her home. (FourFour)

I don’t know what I find more appalling here: That Kevin Federline actually got a part in a movie or that they’re making another one of those loathsome American Pie straight-to-DVD flicks. (Litelysalted)

SNL did their take on the cultural phenomenon known as “Snooki,” and OK, I admit the Garfield line was pretty damn funny. (IBBB)

And, OH MY GOD. You can actually rent yourself a Snooki for the bargain price of $2000. (Warming Glow)

Here’s a list of five gaping movie plot holes Hollywood hopes you won’t notice. Thanks, Replica! (Cracked)

Mini-dirve: What’s the most shamefully nerdy or dorky Christmas ornament you own? I admit, mine is a Christmas Ball with a picture of my dog’s face painted on it. Hey, IT WAS A GIFT. *runs away and cries* (Topless Robot)

Sinbad inexplicably owes $8 million in back taxes to the IRS, which raises the question, “How did Sinbad ever accrue enough earnings to owe $8 million to the IRS?” (Celebslam)

Here are fifteen forgotten works of Stephen King. What, like that totally embarrassing one with the chick who was handcuffed to the bed? Anyone remember that? (Unreality)

OK, so maybe when Sigourney Weaver dropped that giant spoiler about Ghostbusters III it wasn’t that giant of a spoiler after all. (The Playlist) put together a list of signals to tell if a woman is single, and predictably it’s goddamn hilarious. (Zelda Lily)

Carl’s Jr. is advertising their new line of salads by having Kim Kardashian eat one in a bathtub. Well, obviously. (DListed)

It’s three days before Christmas, so I guess I should post a Christmassy-type video, huh? Well the best I can do is Patton Oswalt going off about that stupid song “Christmas Shoes.” If you’re not already familiar, he explains:

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