‘Tis the season for everybody’s brother’s website to put out a holiday gift buying guide. But this one is different in that it’s a gift guide of purposely crappy gifts. (Thundersquee!)
Courtney Love, who is looking more and more like Heath Ledger’s Joker with each passing day, has been issued a restraining order to stay away from 17-year-old Francis Bean Cobain who she lost custody of earlier this week. (Litelysalted)
Wanna take a guess at who the highest-grossing actress of the decade was? I’ll tell you one thing, it wasn’t Angelina Jolie. (Agent Bedhead)
Ha ha ha ha. Jon Gosselin’s lawyer is calling his client a “folk hero.” Yeah, he’s just a regular Manwhore Appleseed, that one. (Celebitchy)
Jerry Seinfeld is producing a new reality show called “The Marriage Ref” and I’m so excited to bask in his failure because it sounds RE-TARDULOUS. (Atomic Popcorn)
The crowd at a Jodie Sweetin book signing is predictably made up of old, unemployed perverts who sit around watching reruns of “Full House” all day. (IBBB)
There is actually an alcoholic energy malt beverage that exists called “JOOSE,” and in full disclosure I will say that my boyfriend has been known to occasionally swill it. He’s, um, kind of weird. (Impulsive Buy)
Here’s a list of the greatest humans on “Sesame Street,” to get you all nostalgic-ey and stuff. (Topless Robot)
This is really cute. A NYC improv group sent a bunch of people wearing aprons to go ring giant bells with a Salvation Army bell-ringer guy. Thanks, bostonadrianne! (Improv Everywhere)
Wow, people are actually protesting “Jersey Shore.” I love how the one guy aptly voiced his protest on the back of a pizza box. (FourFour)
Now this makes me feel old as dirt: The evolution of Mario, from his barrel-jumping days through the present. (Unreality)
This is the funnest Tiger Woods rumor I’ve heard today: Apparently he was also banging Jessica Simpson. No really, Star has photographic evidence! (Celebslam)
Here’s a list of seven cinematic holiday dinner disasters and disappointments. (Cinematical)
Here’s Eugene Mirman reporting for Grist at a United Nations environmental protest in Copenhagen because, well, I love him. H/T, ASWOBA.
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