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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The “We’re not in Kansas anymore” supercut. Holy shit, I never realized how incredibly overused this line is. And not a single one of them could even be bothered to get the damn line right. (FourFour)
OK, this is cool: The guys at Geek Squad recreated the entire plot of Home Alone on Twitter. You see, this is why it’s important to follow the people you’re going to rob on Twitter. (Twitter)
Hipsters? In my Muppet movie? It’s more likely than you think. Meh, whatever, it’s still a Muppet movie written by Jason Segel, so chances are it’s gonna be the bee’s pajamas. (Screen Junkies)
Here’s a look at what other magazines would look like if they were all about sports. Come for the sports jokes, stay because the guy on the sports-version of Cosmo is grade-a banagble. (Sports Pickle)
Because we don’t talk about “The League” on F/X as much as some would like, here’s some perspective on the show from an actual Fantasy Football site. (UglyFours)
You like comic strips? You like movies? Ever check out Theater Hopper? It’s bad ass. (Theater Hopper)
So Hulk Hogan finally settled down and made an honest woman out of that chick who looks exactly like his daughter (I don’t care what his type is; she could be her twin), and if you thought they could get through the wedding without at least one fight breaking out, you clearly do not know how trashy hillbillies function. (popbytes)
A study has shown that women feel better when they wear sexy underwear. Well d’uh, throwing on the fun stuff always makes you feel better. Ever left the house wearing a jock? It feels awwwwwwesoooooooome. (Zelda Lily)
Here are 11 directors who went from animation to live-action. No offense, but if you go from Over The Hedge to Imagine That, you should pretty much give up. (Den Of Geek)
So Conan O’Brien went to the DC Comics headquarters to revisit some classic (and some shitty) DC characters. Bonus: He even gets drawn by Bruce Timm, which I guess means his nemesis will be the Crimson Chin. First person to get that joke gets a cookie. (The Flickcast)
In this week’s episode of Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Splatterhouse, the gorey, bugged-out reboot of an arcade game that was never all that much fun to begin with. (The Escapist)
Want to see Usher get kicked in the face? Of course you do. Well, it happened and it is glorious. (Yeeeah!)
Here’s a list of the best comedy albums of 2010. Believe me, if you like Paul F. Tompkins, this list is for you. (A.V. Club)
Alright, I’m going to try and do this with as few spoilers as possible: For those of you who’ve seen Toy Story 3, what would you say is the one scene in the movie that should never be turned into a Lego playset? What if I told you they did anyway? (Unreality)
Here are 13 examples if what would happen if every movie got a direct to DVD sequel. Can we all please forget that the Virtual Boy ever happened? (Cracked)
Who’s ready for your gross-out link of the day? Good, ‘cause I have six words for you: Bearded douchebag going downtown on Ke$ha. Hope you weren’t planning on eating today! Or ever. (Evil Beet)
I know I talked about this the other day, but remember, if you’re bringing an adorable furry ball of joy into your family this Christmas, remember to adopt!
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