Remember that retardical Robin Williams vehicle we reported on back in August that was about a divorced couple who kidnap their daughter on her wedding day so she doesn’t make the same mistake as them, which would have no doubt ended with them reconciling and giving said daughter their blessing? [Deep breath] Well, Disney decided to to do the merciful thing (for once) and take it behind the woodshed. (Cinematical)
Here’s a piece on the drunkest movies perfect for New Year’s Eve viewing. If you’re a totally boring film nerd like my roommate, anyway. (PW)
A bird pooped on Tori Spelling’s head. Really, you don’t need to click on the article because that’s the entire story. (Litelysalted)
Ha ha, silly Sarah Jessica Parker. She actually thought she could get rid of that big mole on her face and everybody wouldn’t make a gigantic deal out of it. (Celebitchy)
The first still from The Runaways is out, and Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart actually look pretty badass in it. (Agent Bedhead)
Patton Oswalt did a spoof of “The Room,” and I think whether or not you’ve actually seen the movie, it’s still pretty hilarious. (Notes on Bar Napkins)
Huh, is it really almost Avatar time already? Well, on that, here are Great Moments in 3-D. (Screen Junkies)
Spend too much time and money dying your hair? UGH! Thankfully the Harriet Carter Catalog has come up with a convenient and affordable alternative. (IBBB)
FX’s new series “Lawman” just got changed to “Justified.” No, no, not “Steven Seagal: Lawman,” the other one. Yeah, that’s why they changed it. (Warming Glow)
Bethenny Frankel from one of those “Real Housewives” shows is the latest dumbass to pose naked for PETA. Do any of you ‘jibans actually watch that stuff? (Celebslam)
All those Right Wingnuts are always bitching that the liberals want to ruin Christmas. Here the whole time it was actually just Florida. (YBNBY)
Greg Brady’s 30-year-old girlfriend tried to kill him and stole a bunch of his money. Well that’s what you get when you trade off “certifiably insane” for dating a chick half your age. (DListed)
If watching “Intervention” wasn’t enough to make you want to stay off the meth, here’s this guy, “Christopher the Dancing Elf.” You can blame Dr. Pisaster on this one.
Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.