A Big Ol' Middle Finger to HIV
It’s official people: A man in Germany has been successfully cured of HIV thanks to the aid of Stem Cells. Show of hands here: Anybody still oppose stem cell research when it can be used to save millions of lives? Because I really, REALLY hope not. (Towleroad)
Behold! Here are 270 movies from the year 2010 crammed into an easily viewable six minutes. It’s just like going to the movies, except not at all. (Film Drunk)
Here are the 75 best protest signs of the year. Take note, crazy people who walk around with giant signs about how everyone is trying to get you: this is how you do it. H/T Odnon. (Buzzfeed)
During the taping of one of Oprah’s Australia shows, Hugh Jackman did a stunt on a zipline that ended with him eating a face-full of lighting rig. I think it’s safe to say that Oprah must be stopped before she harms more of the world’s beautiful people. (popbytes)
Justin Bieber has been named the biggest fail of 2010 by FAIL Blog. Yeah, I can’t say I’m a big fan of his hair either. (Agent Bedhead)
What happens when He-Man, Pac-Man and Pokemon (Dammit, you ruined the pattern!) all create ridiculous Christmas specials? Well, for starters somebody plugs a goddamn Christmas tree into Pikachu’s face, and then Santa forces small animals to fight for his enjoyment. (Comics Alliance)
Here’s an interview with Black Flag frontman, Sons of Anarchy actor and overall sexy badass Henry Rollins. What? I have a thing for people who yell into cameras. H/T Doran. (Warming Glow)
Here are six movie spoilers as told through Facebook. Mysteriously missing: “Kevin Spacey just sent you a box containing your dead wife’s head on Facebook!” (CollegeHumor)
Now that Ryan Reynolds and Vapid McBoobs are dunzo, here come the rumours that he’s dating Blake Lively and Alanis Morissette. No, you fools! I called dibs on him! Legally, he is mine now! (Celebitchy)
Just in time for the Holidays, McDonald’s has released the first known cake-pie hybrid available at a fast food restaurant and… Well, it’s kinda meh. Kinda meh. (The Impulsive Buy)
So the new trailer for Batman: Arkham City is out now. I know, I know, trailer for a video game, why should you care? Well, the villain of the game is Dr. Hugo Strange, which may or may not be a colossal fucking hint at to the villain of The Dark Knight Rises. (Gamma Squad)
Good news, ladies who don’t understand how sex actually works! With the new Tajazzle System, you can make your vagina smell and taste good while you glue a bunch of crystals on it! (BestWeekEver)
Josh Duhamel got booted from a plane a little while back for acting like a self-entitled douche, and shockingly, he may actually be a self-entitled douche. Ummmm… gasp? You don’t say? (Celebslam)
Ever wonder what would happen if they ever made a Super Mario musical? Well, if the song is any indication, the critics will still be kinder to it than Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.
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