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Kevin Smith Gets Neutered (*Looks at Cat*) You're Next

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 15, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 15, 2009 |

The Kevin Smith buddy cop movie starring Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis, formerly known as A Couple of Dicks, has a shiny new PG title that sounds like it could literally be a Troy McClure movie. (Film Drunk)

Huh. Never saw this coming: Courtney Love has lost her parental rights to Francis Bean Cobain. Again. Hasn’t she like filled up a punchcard yet so next time she gets to lose her parental rights for free or some crap? (Agent Bedhead)

“The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty” premiered last night to no or zero fanfare. Seriously, even our own Intern Rusty didn’t mentioned it in yesterday’s Pajiba After Dark, and you know that’s saying something. (FourFour)

You may have heard the new “it” word for low-quality, cloyingly hipsterey indie flicks, “mumblecore,” but for some reason the hipsters who make these films aren’t taking to the term. (Cinematical)

Jeremy put together a “most underrated albums” of the aughts post, and I couldn’t agree more: I thought “Challengers” was a really good album too. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Here are the Top Ten Reasons Why the Economy Sucks. In related news, can anyone in the Greater Philadelphia region hook me up with a job? Ha ha. No, I’m actually dead serious. (Thundersquee!)

I can’t make heads nor tails out of the whole Tiger Woods’ mistress scandal, so we might as well let “Oregon Trail” settle the score, for what it’s worth. (IBBB)

Meanwhile, Us Weekly took it upon themselves to hire a handwriting expert to help figure out why Tiger Woods is such a whoremongering Blasian. (Litelysalted)

And finally, here is the Tiger Woods Mistress Name Generator. Mine is “Destiny Trouble.” (UnlikelyWords)

Here are the ten most notable Alien rip-offs. On the plus side, I’ve never heard of any of these save for Pitch Black. Remember back when Vin Diesel used to be cool? (Topless Robot)

Chris Brown’s team of handlers made a very strategic decision to make him delete his twitter account after him railing off on the music industry yesterday. (Celebitchy)

Hooray! Great news, Washington D.C. is planning to pass their same-sex marriage bill today. (Zelda Lily)

“Dexter’s” season finale (which was semi-spoilered for me which is what I was actually complaining about in yesterday’s column) broke records for Showtime. In related news, I finally watched it last night and HOLY FUCKING SHIT. (Warming Glow)

Here’s a list of the best musical documentaries of the decade. Yay! I’m so glad The Devil and Daniel Johnston made the cut. (The Playlist)

Ew. The NYC Department of Health has issued a stomach-churning PSA against drinking your daily can of soda pop. If I had watched this hungover I probably would have slapped them with the bill for having to clean the puke out of my keyboard. (DListed)

This outstanding Portishead music video hauntingly recreates the murder of Sophie Lancaster, who was beaten to death because she was a Goth. Thanks, Nadine! (YouTube)

Brian Cox, actor of such films as a bazillion different films, takes on his greatest challenge yet: Teaching a toddler “Shakespeare.”

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