Anyone Else Miss Bumpy Vampires?
If one good thing has come from the Twilight phenomenon, it’s that “Buffy” is coming back in syndication to MTV and Logo starting January of 2010. If even one Twihard (or whatever the hell they calls themselves) is converted I consider it a minor victory. (Sitcoms Online)
Anyone remember The Entertainer from “I Love New York 2” and “I Love Money 2?” Anyone? *crickets chirp* Yeah, well, he’s getting his own show. (DListed)
This is awesome. A reporter for Los Angeles’ KTLA totally went OFF on Perez Hilton who had been scheduled the day before but showed up at the wrong time and couldn’t be bothered to wait. It brought a tear to my eye. (Celebitchy)
In “Other Famewhores Who We’d Like to Stab Through the Heart, Burn and Salt the Remains” news, Tila Tequila is “engaged” to some other Gollum-looking broad. (Litelysalted)
You may or may not have heard that John Stamos was being blackmailed, for whatever the fuck reason, and now IBBB has the exclusive photos! (IBBB)
What do you think of these celebrities who say they don’t like watching their own movies. Yeah. Bullshit, huh? (Agent Bedhead)
You may have heard before that George Lucas offered David Lynch the job of directing Return of the Jedi but he turned it down. Why, you ask? Because George Lucas took him to a shitty restaurant, that’s why. (Topless Robot)
The rumor mill continues to swirl about Tiger Woods. Now he’s got sex tapes, illegitimate children and once had a three-way with Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. True story. (Celebslam)
You may have heard something about “MST3K” coming to Hulu, but those of us in the know already know that you can already watch them online for free. Shhhh … (Warming Glow)
Here’s irrefutable proof that the D.E.N.N.I.S. system works, ladies and gentlemen: Glenn Howerton and Christina Hendricks. (Unreality)
Columbia University wants to allow co-ed dorm rooms which would allow cohabitation. Yeah, so terrible idea or terrible idea? I knew a gay couple in college who shared a dorm room together for like two years, and guess what they’re still together. But for every responsible couple are thirty idiots who will move in together on a whim and make each others’ lives a living hell. (Zelda Lily)
Somehow, even though he’s sixty-five and legitimately fucking insane, Garey Busey has impregnated a woman. (Thundersquee!)
Here are five ridiculous things parents do to their babies. Oh God, baby wigs? That’s just creepy. (Frothy Girlz)
Since I can’t go a single goddamn day without mentioning “Jersey Shore,” here is the audition tape of Bobby Bottleservice (a.k.a. Nick Kroll) for Season Two. You know it’s coming.
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