DID YOU ---- MY MOM, SANTA?
There are NO WORDS. This is the best one-trick pony website on the internet right now for serious. Thanks to Jeremy for the head’s up and for coining the term “one-trick pony website.” (Sketchy Santas)
And here’s a list of the ten most twisted holiday specials, including the one that the title of this very post came from. (Topless Robot)
Miley Cyrus stars in: Hannah Montana and the Case of the Disembodied Heads. (Agent Bedhead)
In what is the most unusual pairing since, I don’t know … The two things you can think of that make the least-ever sense together, Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson are reportedly dating. (Litelysalted)
Here’s a six-pack of films made after their creators went to the big director’s chair in the sky. (PW)
Adrienne Curry is a geek’s wet dream, in more ways than the obvious one. How is it that she’s married to a goddamn Brady instead of like, Vermillion? (Yeeeah!)
One of the “Jersey Shore” guid-ettes is getting punched in the face at some point in the season, but lucky for us the animated GIF is already making rounds. (Warming Glow)
Ms. Mix and Bitch put out a list of the top ten guilty pleasure songs of the year. Not to be too cool for school or anything, but I’m so glad I’ve never heard any of these. (Mix Tape Therapy)
Ewwwwwwww … Gross gross gross gross gross! Burger King has sunk to new depths with their new deep-fried Funnel Cake Sticks. Cringe. (Impulsive Buy)
Speaking of ew, Fox News put out a piece that visiting strip clubs with your partner can help “spice up your sex life.” Umm … I used to go to tittie bars with my guy friends sometimes in college, and thanks but no thanks. (Zelda Lily)
What? Since when can’t a guy put his wiener in about a dozen or so porn stars, call girls and cocktail waitress and not be able to shill for Gatorade? (Celebslam)
Here’s a list of the most fashionable men on film. (Cinematical)
Finally, I’m giving a little shout-out because our very own Ted Boynton is going to be giving an interview on a radio program called Outlaw Radio this weekend at 4 p.m. PST (whatever time that is for the rest of us), which is to be simulcast on Sirius and online. Don’t forget! I’ll be reminding you later this week, as well. (Outlaw Radio)
And now, because it’s a day that ends in a “Y,” here’s an animal doing something cute:
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