The Internet Hates You
And just like that, I’ve found the new “Worst thing on the internet ever.” Just a warning, but do not click this link if you have a heart condition or if you are pregnant. Trust me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go punch Vince Mancini in the cock for this. (Film Drunk)
Bad news: Elizabeth Edwards, professional badass, wife of that undeserving douchebag John, and one of the few people to ever tell Ann Coulter off to her face, died last night at the age of 61 after succumbing to cancer. (Towleroad)
Here are lists of the best and most disappointing shows of 2010. Oh The Office… You may suck now and treat me terribly, but I’ll still stay with you because of our history together. It’s just like marriage! (Hobo Trashcan)
Alright, so the good news is $1 Million dollars was raised for children affected by HIV/AIDS by the Keep A Child Alive foundation. The bad news: Kim Kardashian has been re-released onto the general public. (popbytes)
Apparently, Johnny Depp is none too happy about having his title of “Sexiest Man Alive” usurped by Ryan Reynolds. Okay, seriously people: Johnny Depp is nowhere near as hot as everyone says he is. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are the 25 best one-scene characters in movies. Funny People actually sucked pretty hard, but that Eminem cameo? Surprisingly funny. (UGO)
Fun little fact here: Hand models are insane. Seriously, between the bitch in this video and that Twilight hand model who walks around with an apple in her purse, you should never trust anybody with pretty hands. (Warming Glow)
Ever wanted to hear sex advice from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Don’t lie to me, you know you always did. Just don’t listen to Meatwad, unless you want to never get laid ever again. (Nerve)
By now, you’ve probably seen the video of Sarah Palin huntin a caribou. But as it turns out, the bitch somehow managed to piss of both PETA and actual hunters at the same time. Seriously. And on a side-note: Can you really advocate “responsible hunting” when you also advocate flying around in a helicopter shooting wolves? (Celebitchy)
And now, here’s Tracy Morgan to explain Star Wars to the five people who have yet to watch Star Wars. Don’t judge me, you bastards! (Gamma Squad)
Here are 18 famous websites as understood by children. Alright, fun game for those of you with children: Ask your child what a “Pajiba” is, and post their answer here. Best answer wins our respect. (Cracked)
Need another reason to hate Paris Hilton? Here’s one: She convinced a woman recovering from alcohol and drug dependence to party with her, helping her fall back onto the wagon and sending her to rehab. Can we kill her already? (Celebslam)
Finally, here’s Jason Segel and Jack Black singing Peace On Earth/The Little Drummer Boy. Chances are, Gulliver’s Travels is going to suck pretty hard, but still, this is pretty awesome.
Jeremy Feist is Pajiba’s resident link slave and knob-hobber. You can email him links here.