Some new K-Y product called YOURS+MINE is said to literally cause fireworks to shoot out of your vagina when you orgasm. Well, sort of. Has anyone else had any experience with it? (Zelda Lily)
The lineup for Sundance’s Midnight Film Festival has been announced, and some film called Splice is already freaking my shit out just from one still image. (Horror Squad)
Here’s some totally disgusting news. Jason Segel, who can pretty much do no wrong, probably almost definitely banged Lindsay Lohan, at least once. Vomit. (Litelysalted)
I’m a huge fan of Michelle Williams — seriously, love her — but I also would never picture her playing Marilyn Monroe in a million years. (Cinematical)
Hee hee hee! I see London, I see France, I see Tom Cruise’s buuuuuuuut-craaaaack! (Agent Bedhead)
The body count for Tiger Woods’ indiscretions are piling up faster than in a slasher flick. I’m just relieved the media is taking a break from the Gosselins, personally. (Celebitchy)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman have made the ultimate hipster movie of all time. Even like a hundred times more ultimate than the one with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. (Film Drunk)
We don’t get to make fun of Alec Baldwin enough because he’s so cool and everything, but he seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to Keyboard Cat on the poster for his new movie
Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. (Screen Junkies)
Today’s unsubstantiated rumor about Sarah Palin is that she spent only one semester in Hawaii because the “minorities” made her uncomfortable. Now, as hilarious at the idea of Sarah Palin being terrified of Asian people is, don’t they have like, Inuits in Alaska? I don’t know if I buy it. (Thundersquee!)
Ooh, remember how much fun Lite Brites were, before the internet and Nintendo and so on? Here are the top ten most awesome Lite Brite sets. (Topless Robot)
Katherine Heigl supposedly saved the lives of 25 chihuahuas. Whatever, I’m skeptical. Even if this is true, she was probably just saving them so she could make a coat out of their hides. (DListed)
Apparently you guys can’t get enough Nicolas Cage humor (and neither can I) so here is Nicolas Cage watching his performance in Wicker Man. Thanks, AdaHaze!
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