MTV’s future Emmy-award winning docu-series “Jersey Shore” gloriously premiered last night measuring in at two entire hours, and I couldn’t decide which recap to post so I’m just posting them both. (IBBB) & (FourFour)
Quentin Tarantino is the latest celebrity to be absolutely and delightfully ridiculous in a Japanese television commercial. (Agent Bedhead)
OK, now this just might be the funniest damn thing that has ever come out of Twilight madness. Here is a review/recap of New Moon done entirely in LOL cat. Thanks to Becky “Tri-tip” Goddess! (Microsuede)
Miley Cyrus’ parents let her get one of those under-the-titty tattoos. (Aperverysayswhat?) Why am I not even remotely surprised by this? (Litelysalted)
Some new ice cream I’ve never heard of called Lovin’ Scoopful (cute!) boasts 1/2 the fat and 2x the yummy. Now there’s some mathematics I can get on board with. (Impulsive Buy)
Some dude in India is perfecting a scary new technology that will make even computers obsolete. (Bowl of Stupid)
Ha ha, here’s a list of 25 hilarious WiFi network names. Ooh, mini-dirve, what’s yours? Ours is “Steve Holt.” (Holy Taco)
With Up in the Air coming out, there are a bunch of employment-related lists on the internet today. So here are the ten best downsizing movies (Screen Junkies) and the seven best movies scenes in which someone quits their job. (Cinematical)
Some idiot over at Slate wrote some diatribe about why TV box sets are bad. Uhm, if by “bad” he means only the single greatest invention of the entire 21st century then I heartily agree. (Warming Glow)
Kate Beckinsale’s new ad campaign for Absolut vodka is even more laughably terrible than her shitty acting. (Celebitchy)
Gross and gross. Evan Rachel Wood has gone back to Marilyn Manson, much in the same way a dog will return to its own sick. (DListed)
To promote the upcoming Christmas episode of “How I Met Your Mother,” CBS put out this cutesy clip of “Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman” starring NPH. Enjoy!
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