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ABC Is Worried He's Going to Infect Us All

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 3, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | December 3, 2009 |

ABC has cancelled two more of Adam Lambert’s scheduled performances after Gay-gate at the American Music Awards. Really? If anything, I would cancel him because his “music” is totally goddamn annoying, but since the rest of America seems to disagree; ABC is really just that stupid. (Litelysalted)

Leave it to the Brits to take Will Arnett and David Cross and put them in something besides some stupid christforsaken family comedy. (Warming Glow)

YES. “The Maxx” is finally being released on DVD, which makes me nostalgic for a time back when MTV had something to offer besides vapid stupidity. (Topless Robot)

Will Ferrell says that his dream role would be to play Simon Cowell in a biopic. Uhmm … Is it just me or does anyone else think that has the potential to be uh-mazing? (Cinematical)

Remember the bad sex writing in fiction contest I mentioned before? Well the winner has been announced, and it had about the same effect on my vagina as pouring salt on a slug. (Celebitchy)

Ha ha, I think this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard a band member of Motley Crue ever say before. (Agent Bedhead)

James Lipton did a series of PSAs for LG teaching teens to “think before they text.” Man, could I love that guy any more? Thanks, Sofi! (Jezebel)

Weird-looking actor extraordinaire DJ Qualls from “Road Trip” (and more recently a nice little guest run of “Breaking Bad”) figured out a way to lower his standards below even himself. (Celebslam)

I never really listened to Opie and Anthony, so I’m not familiar with this Jim Norton guy who picked a fight with Jesse Ventura on the air. But based on the clip I saw here, is it wrong that I wanted Ventura to put this guy in the ground? (Deus Ex Malcontent)

The Playlist has compiled their list of the top ten best films of 2002, tailored mostly for film geeks and overall snobs. (The Playlist)

With Meredith Baxter coming out, here are a bunch of other TV moms who might have had a touch of the gay. (Hairballs)

Three words: Mickey Rourke rapping. Is there anything this man can’t do? (Film Drunk)

If anyone sends me in a tip about this asshole who updated his twitter and facebook statuses at the altar, I am literally going to whip out a gun and shoot it into my computer screen. So here, I’m just going to link it now and be done with it. (DListed)

After yesterday’s header image and related “best bad movies” link, a few of you sent in Nicholas Cage-related clippery. So here is a “Not the Bees” remix and a series of Nicholas Cage Japanese Pachinko commercials, thanks to Lauren and lurker Erin F., respectively:

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