The only way I would willingly fork money over to Courtney Love is if she promised to go away and never be seen or heard from again. (WIMB)
Helena Bonham Carter is totally the queen of comebacks: “Well, shut up… ‘Cause your mother was probably on uh, vodka when she had you.” (The Blemish)
The wonderful and talented Beckyloo sets our radar on yet another douchebag who needs to be taken down a notch — via hate mail bombardment, naturally. (TVFallsInTheWoods)
Snapple is touting fruit drinks with healthy benefits, which remarkably enough contain mostly sugar and artificial sweetners. (The Impulsive Buy)
Julia Roberts gives the middle finger to environmentalists and the disabled in one fell swoop. (Celebitchy)
Hey, remember that time Quentin Tarantino played an Elvis impersonator on an episode of “The Golden Girls?” (Chronological Snobbery)
Fox News using their powers to support Giuliani? That sounds… so very much like them. (The Liberal Avenger)
Due to the angry, mixed reaction of the first Beowulf, it’s only natural production is staring on a sequel. And what’s this? We’ve got the exclusive trailer, after the jump!