Ally McBeal — great television icon, or the greatest? (WIMB)
If you’re dumb enough to pony up thirty smackroos to be in a Hannah fucking Montana fan club? You damn well deserve whatever is coming to you. (QuizLaw)
Who wants to see a totally staged crazy lesbian fight? By the way MTV, fighting lesbians still won’t get me to watch “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.” (Dlisted)
And speaking of the holidays, here’s a list of gifts for that special child in your life who you hate. (Cracked)
Nutritionists, aerobics instructors and Jenny Craig are fighting a losing battle, because the American government is still doing it’s best to keep us all niiiiice and plump. (The Liberal Avenger)
Oh, fuck eating healthy — I wants me some fried chicken and waffles. You can practically taste your blood failing to circulate! (cityrag)
Adrianne Curry and Peter Brady are still together and franky, I’m as shocked as anyone. (Evil Beet)
Anyone else totally psyched for the “Always Sunny” finale tomorrow night? Well then, indulge with me in a little “DayMan” — after the jump!