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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 12, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | November 12, 2009 |

Carrie Prejean went on Larry King last night and made a HUGE goddamn jackass out of herself, like she’s somehow earned the right to treat respected pillars of the media like the shit on the bottom of her crappy Payless shoes. (Yeeeah!)

And not related to Carrie Prejean whatsoever, here’s a list of people who would manage to survive the apocalypse. (DO I LOOK SCARED?) (Holy Taco)

That poor Swift girl just can’t get no respect. I’d say that Carrie Underwood pulled a “Kanye” last night but let’s face it, Carrie Underwood just pulled a “Carrie Underwood” because everyone knows that she’s a gigantic bitch. (Litelysalted)

Ruh roh! Mike Tyson punched out a paparazzi that got too close to him and now he may be charged with “assault with a deadly weapon.” Didn’t that guy have any grizzly bears he could have been photographing instead? (Celebslam)

Infamous television and movie composer Danny Elfman recorded the score for Benicio Del Toro’s Wolf Man but Universal is scrapping the entire thing, probably because they are huge idiots. (Film Drunk)

I always miss Harriet Carter Wednesdays, my favorite column on IBBB, since Pajiba Love goes up too early. So once again you’ll have to take your Harriet Carter on Thursday. (IBBB)

OH MY GOD. MTV has a trailer online for their new show “Jersey Shore” which features “four of the hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos.” THEY REALLY SAY THAT. This shall be the greatest programming on MTV since “Fat Camp.” (Warming Glow)

A new burger chain called “Fresh-N-Fast” is opening in Manhattan which is an obvious rip-off of the coveted In-N-Out. Whatever, if you ask me that’s what In-N-Out gets for not expanding past the West Coast. (DListed)

Here’s a list of Tim Curry’s 10 weirdest roles. Pshaw. I’d like to see a list of his 10 non-weirdest roles. See? Can’t be done. (Topless Robot)

Yikes. I’ve yet to experience anything like what this article is saying, but does anyone else think it’s true that porn is ruining sex for us wimmenfolk? (Zelda Lily)

Aaron Carter got the boot from “Dancing with the Stars” Tuesday night, which is a shame because I for one, was looking forward to the hilarious YouTube footage of him having a mental breakdown on live television. (Hairballs)

I know a bunch of you expressed fondness for Lady Gaga when I linked her new music video yesterday — but seriously? There is NO WAY this chick is only 23. You’re not fooling anyone, honey. (Agent Bedhead)

If anyone still has Halloween candy laying around, apparently it can help you lose the weight you gained from, uh, eating too much Halloween candy. I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense to me either. (Frothy Girlz)

Speaking of healthy dieting, Liz Hurley opened up about the secret to her svelte figure — just one meal a day and plenty of vodka! (Celebitchy)

Meh. Star Wars humor is generally lost on me, but I’m seeing this video all over the place this morning so I figure at least some of you might enjoy it:

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