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I haven’t seen last night’s “South Park” yet, however sight-unseen I have to agree with this eloquently put article that Trey and Matt may have missed the point on this one. And to be honest, I’m kind of disappointed in them. (Unreality)
You’ve probably heard by now that Nicholas Cage is broke and suing his financial adviser, but it’s actually because he buys things like dinosaur skulls and meteors. (Litelysalted)
Some guy who is probably like, Nicholas Cage rich (I mean, before he was broke anyway) built himself an actual bat-cave. (Cinematical)
Prisco’s gonna have a review of Gentlemen Broncos up later today, but according to his twitter it was not …. good. And apparently it was so not good that it’s been flat-out canceled as a movie. (Film Drunk)
This has got to be the dumbest lawsuit I ever heard of. Maybe if No Doubt didn’t want their likenesses used in a video game they should have sold-out their likenesses to a video game. Shut up, Gwen Stefani. (Celebitchy)
Russell Brand might be cleaning up his act so he’ll be a more versatile actor. I bet he can already taste those “meaty leading man-parts” in his mouth. (Agent Bedhead)
If you ever find yourself trapped in a bomb shelter during a zombie invasion, you could probably do worse than a Hormel “Chili ‘N Spuds” chili meal. (Impulsive Buy)
I’m already sick of the promos for DO I LOOK SCARED?, I mean, 2012, and it’s already being adapted into a television show. Yes, somehow a movie where the world basically ends is somehow being serialized. (Warming Glow)
Ohmygod you guys I am SO excited about Amanda Woodward coming back to “Melrose Place.” Yeah, yeah … I know I’m the only one watching it, so I’ll just shut up now. (DListed)
In other “Melrose Place” news (OK, I lied) Ashlee Simpson possibly got canned not just because she couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag but because everyone hated her. Well, obviously. (Celebslam)
Carrie Prejean — wait, who? — oh right, that bigoted Miss California chick, is supposedly being extorted with a sex tape. I call bullshit on the whole thing though because TMZ claims to have obtained a copy but chose not to show it out of good taste. (Yeeeah!)
Here’s a piece on the novelization of video games. Wait, they make novelizations of video games? That might be the nerdiest thing I’ve ever heard. (Second Pass)
Wow, it turns out stupid houseflies are good for something after all: Creating cute, amusing little cartoons using their dead corpses. (mental floss)
This clip probably won’t make much sense for non-“Always Sunny” viewers, but here are seven glorious minutes of Charlie intensity:
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