Who Ruined Roger Rabbit?
Roger Zemeckis wants to do a sequel to Roger Rabbit — one of my favorite childhood movies — because of the new advancements in technology. Oh right, because those Alvin and the Chipmunks and Garfield movies are so super goddamn cool. (Gordon and the Whale)
Jeremy Piven claims that drinking soy milk is starting giving him “moobs.” Now I’ve heard of the correlation between soy products and estrogen, but really, if Jeremy Piven started growing breasts it’s probably just because he’s a huge girl. (Celebitchy)
Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof dressed up with their baby girl to go trick-or-treating this weekend and the result was cuter than a kitten farting out gumdrops. (Litelysalted)
If you’re wondering what Phillip Stephens has been up to lately, the answer is totally winning at Halloween this year. (Glow is Gone) Oh, and I totally forgot to link this last week, but here was his Halloween radio podcast. (Drive-In Speakerbox)
Here’s a broken-down estimate of roughly how much the cast of The Hangover would have spent during their weekend in Vegas: Upwards of $60 grand(!) (Satin Jack’s)
Nicholas “This is My Lucky Crack Pipe” Cage and Werner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant almost didn’t get released, but crisis averted! If you live in a major metropolitan area, it’s coming to a theater near you in just a matter of weeks. (Film Drunk)
The term “blue balls” has always gotten such a bad rap, but now we can finally associate it with delicious store-bought pastries, the way God intended. (Impulsive Buy)
Even Shepard Smith can no longer hide his seething contempt towards Fox News anymore. (Thundersquee!)
You know why the Phillies are probably sucking so bad right now? Probably because they lack the confidence that only having a painted portrait of yourself as centaur hanging over your bed can bring you. (DListed)
Here are a bunch of awesome-looking crop circles. Remember back in the ’80s when people thought aliens made crop circles? Such quaint times, those were. (Holy Taco)
Mick Jagger’s 17-year-old daughter Georgia Jagger is the next big thing in modeling, because apparently in the modeling world, rock star DNA cancels out the fact that you may or may not have giant Chicklet® horse teeth. (Agent Bedhead)
Here’s a feel-good post of the day for all you ladies (and gents) out there who like you some eatin’. Makes me feel better about the 10 lbs. of “new relationship weight” I’ve put on in the past year, anyway. (Mix Tape Therapy)
Because nothing can top the juggernaut of awesomeness that is Christopher Walken, here he is reading the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”:
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