Stills from Angelina Jolie’s Wanted are hitting the internet — in which it appears Angie performs feats of amazingness no 5’8, 95 pound woman should ever be physically capable of. (Popoholic)
I just don’t trust that Bono, dammit. (Agent Bedhead)
If “aggravated stupid” catches fire it could damn near change the entire judicial system as we know it. (QuizLaw)
Come to think of it — I think the main reason for the inevitable failure of “Firefly” was that it was missing a little Shat. (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Christina Aguilera is maybe allegedly now having twins. Although, that doesn’t explain why she still appears to be made out of fucking plastic. (IDLYITW)
Why we’re closer to a zombie apocalypse than ever before. (Cracked)
Tom and Katie are finally together, the way God and Xenu always intended. (cityrag)
It should be common knowledge why a parent shouldn’t “dress [your] six year old like a skank.” Luckily for us it’s not, because otherwise we wouldn’t get this beautiful clip after the jump.