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Larry David Pisses Off Christians by Pissing on Jesus

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 29, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 29, 2009 |

Is anyone else surprised that it actually took seven entire seasons of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” for Larry David to finally rile up the bible bunch? (Warming Glow)

Just in time for Halloween, here’s a list of the best commercials featuring monsters — not including that stupid goddamn restaurant guide vampire commercial that I saw like five times last night. (Topless Robot)

Huh. This sounds like the worst idea anyone has ever had, ever: A reality show that tries to play matchmaker to Octomom and Jon Gosselin. You know I’m totally going to be watching this shit. (Agent Bedhead)

I wonder why Brittany Murphy doesn’t get any work anymore. Oh, it’s probably just because she’s batshit fucking insane. (Celebslam)

Ooh, grab some popcorn and Raisinets — Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin are flinging shit at each other again. (Celebitchy)

Wow, I didn’t think I could possibly be more convinced by Dustin’s review of the horribleness of that new puppet show on Comedy Central until Jeremy went and did a real time review of it. *Shudder* (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Bea Aruthur left a huge chunk of her fortune to an organization that supports homeless gay teens. As Ranylt quite simply put it, “Bea Arthur continues to be awesome from beyond the grave! (feministing)

I’m totally excited for the upcoming Gentlemen Broncos, and for no reason other than I think it’s cute, here’s an exchange between Jennifer Coolidge and Mike White on the subject of Mike White’s white teeth. (Gordon and the Whale)

And this is why Miley Cyrus is bad for everyone. Some deranged fan is threatening to kill and devour his or her pet cat “Fuzzy” if Miley Cyrus doesn’t reopen her twitter account. (DListed)

“American Idol’s” Adam Lambert didn’t spare any of the gay for the cover artwork of his new album. (Yeeeah!)

Natalie Portman, you disappoint me. Apparently she think using animal products is “rape” but whatever it was that Roman Polanski did to that 13-year-old girl was A-fucking-OK. (Thundersquee!)

Here’s a last minute costume guide for everyone like me who’s going to a Halloween party tomorrow night and still doesn’t have a costume. Hmm … I like the American Apparel model idea but don’t think I could pull it off since I actually have breasts. (Zelda Lily)

Finally, many of you know that I am also the webmistress of the now defunct celeb gossip site, Webster’s is my Bitch. However we’ve just relaunched with a new name and new layout, so come poke your head in and say hi! (litelysalted)

Rich over at FourFour posted this clip of an insane person shilling an insane dog training product. But mostly I’m just wondering if this is Nathan Fillion’s long-lost and less attractive special needs brother:

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