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New Sherlock Holmes Poster Contains 100% Less Shirtless Downey

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 27, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 27, 2009 |

Agent Bedhead thinks that Jude Law looks way hotter than Robert Downey Jr. on the new Sherlock Holmes poster. I think Jude Law looks like a gay prairie dog, so this is where we differ in opinion. (Agent Bedhead)

OK, so obviously everyone who religiously reads this column knows that I have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old, and yes this is the best Scott Baio picture ever. (Unreality)

The first five minutes of the new Boondog Taints (as it shall forever be known) is online, and it apparently includes a gratuitous amount of praying and shooting. (Film Drunk)

Mitch Hurwitz is talking about the Arrested Development movie again. Great, now shut up and just do it already. (Gordon and the Whale)

Dear sweet Jesus, somebody needs to put some clothes on Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister. I’d make a better joke, but I could probably be arrested for it. (Yeeeah!)

Ritz crackers are making sweet flavors now, and quite frankly I’m not sure how I feel about this. (Impulsive Buy)

What does your favorite musician say about you? Let’s see … Mine is They Might Be Giants, so I’m guessing that says I’m delightfully quirky with a great sense of humor, and I’ll probably die alone. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Ewwww … I don’t care what anyone says, five-year-olds should just not have ripped abs. (Thundersquee!)

Amy Winehouse celebrated her retarded-looking new breast implants by wearing a corset that didn’t cover them whatsoever. You’re welcome. (Superior Gossip)

Because this doesn’t ever get old, here are the best Maury paternity test result reaction videos. (Holy Taco)

Netflix’s Insto-Presto-Watch is coming to Playstation 3, which doesn’t help me at all because I’m a wii girl. Thanks for nothing, Netflix. (Cinematical)

Kate Gosselin isn’t so much offended that people are selling Halloween wigs of her ridiculous hairstyle, but she is a little peeved that she’s not getting any of the proceeds. (Celebitchy)

Gross. Mormons are trying to lighten up their ultra-conservative image with a new MILF calendar called “Hot Mormon Muffins.” Have at it, commenters. (Mix Tape Therapy)

Speaking of things that will totally dominate the comment thread today, the “Fleshlight” now comes in vampire flavor. Thanks, Twilight! (Topless Robot)

Today’s clip, a rendition of Field of Dreams — as if directed by Ingmar Bergman — was sent in by Stacy (without an “e”) which won her first place in 2009’s NY AICE Camp Kuleshov. Congrats!

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