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Here You Go, Puppy Junkies

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 15, 2009 |

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 15, 2009 |

Good news, folks! The recession is causing the hot dog business to reach new heights, which is interesting and all, but — let’s face it — I just wanted an excuse to run this photo. (Gawker)

Tina Fey went on David Letterman’s show and declared that she was a 24-year old virgin. Presumably, Dave responded to the news by growing a massive boner. (Webster’s Is My Bitch)

Pamela Anderson put on her Baywatch suit and accessorized with caution tape and a Ronald McDonald mask. How… perplexing. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Jessica Biel would like the Twilight producers to know that she’s “not opposed” to being hired. What the hell? (Celebitchy)

Do you ever skip a movie in theaters because, hey, it’s gonna hit the DVD shelves soon enough? C’mon, ‘fess up. (Rope of Silicon)

A peek inside some celebrity Netflix queues reveals that Hugh Jackman is rather obsessed with, uh, musicals. Meanwhile, Vin Diesel is rather obsessed with, uh, Hugh Jackman. (Screen Junkies)

Bai Ling has named her very favorite Bai Ling love scenes. Is it just me, or does she nearly always play a stripper/hooker with a heart of gold? (Cinematical)

Some hysterical-prone types are screaming that bandwidth demands and net neutrality are going to kill the internet. Fortunately, there’s a voice of reason to be heard. (ARS Technica)

What’s next for the mega-troubled Terminator mega-franchise? I suggest an infusion of lead bullets. That’ll freshen things up quite nicely. (IGN

Bret Easton Ellis is writing a screenplay about the deaths of Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan. I’m not terribly thrilled about that one. (Agent Bedhead)

President Barack Obama does an impromptu salsa dance. Mmm, salsa. (Yeeeah!)

Chris Pine as Jack Ryan, eh? Let’s ditch that idea and bring back Jake Ryan, bitches. (Film Drunk)

Some freakazoid decided to brighten up the trailer for The Fantastic Mr. Fox by adding some of Lars von Trier’s “Chaos Reigns” magic. Thanks to the fabulous Stacey (who is in Atlantic City today) for alerting me to this monstrosity. Juxtaposition from the ninth circle of hell below: (Vimeo)

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