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First Person I See Dressed Up as "Bruno" for Halloween Gets a Complimentary Kick to the Scrote

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 8, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 8, 2009 |

Here are some timely yet unlikely Halloween Costume ideas based on the current slew of movies. Although it goes without saying that drawing a fake swastika scar on your forehead probably won’t make you the hit of the party. (Spout)

Remember back in the way back when Jimmy Fallon was still funny? Yeah, me neither. But this list supposedly has irrefutable evidence to the contrary. (Unreality)

Back when I feigned disgust at Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles it started a comment flame war. But I don’t care — now the scumbag is getting his own goddamn reality show and I’m still calling bullshit. (Thundersquee)

Speaking of feigning disgust, check out Fox News’ Shepard Smith’s hilarious reaction to the Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Somebody decided to see what would happen if you took the Willy Wonka tunnel scene and recorded it backwards. The answer is the “most terrifying goddamn thing ever.” (Film Drunk)

I could read a detailed account of Tom Cruise having sex with a man and this would still probably be the gayest thing I’ve read about Tom Cruise. (Webster’s)

Well, it’s certainly no “Karate Dog” — but here are some of Chevy Chase’s best Clark Griswold moments. (Screen Junkies)

Ha ha. Chris Brown is getting sued by Wrigley Gum for throwing their expensive, star-studded ad campaign down the shitter. (Celebslam)

If you haven’t heard by now, “Top Chef’s” Padma Lakshmi’s eggo is preggo (sorry — couldn’t help myself) but nobody knows who the baby daddy is. Apparently she’d like to have you think it’s immaculate conception. (Mix Tape Therapy)

I’ve never been an “e-card” type of gal but these are sarcastic enough that it damn near almost changes my mind. Thanks, Trouble! (Blunt Cards)

If you haven’t heard already, NASA is planning to bomb the moon tomorrow. Yes, that moon. But if you’ll recall, Mr. Show totally predicted this like ten years ago. (Hairballs)

I’ve heard of women eating their placentas and planting them under trees and shit, but turning it into a teddy bear certainly wins the creativity award. (Inhabitots)

We just did that whole piece on Betty White, but here’s a top ten list of the craziest old people in horror movies. (Topless Robot)

If any Amanda Palmer fans weren’t already aware, the girlfriend of Niel Gaiman has been regularly broadcasting web-concerts. (TMITM)

I’m surprised that it actually took an entire week for the internet make this happen, but finally here is the Chris Hansen-Roman Polanski mash-up you’ve been waiting for:

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