Here’s some semi-exciting news for “Wallace and Gromit” fans — and I know damn well you’re out there, whether you’d care to admit it or not (Matineer)
Ever wondered what Eva Longoria and Carmen Electra really smell like, pervs? (cityrag)
A poignant tribute to a weekend that produced many a broken-hearted baseball fan. (Special Way of Being Afraid)
By the time we, as a nation, decide to get our collective thumbs out of our asses and impeach the sonofabitch, it’s gonna be too damn late. There’s only like, a year left — you know. (Liberal Avenger)
Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon over the weekend, and I already blew my joke about pre-ordering the sex tape — dammit! (Yeeeah!)
You may think that carbonated yogurt ranks up with the stupidest food products mankind has ever created — until you realize that it’s the perfect food to eat off of someone’s body in the heat of passion. Now who’s the stupid one? (The Impulsive Buy)
If Bret Michaels can’t find true love with a 22 year old on a nationally televised reality dating show, what hope is there for all of us normal people? (IDLYITW)
After the jump, this new teaser for Will Ferrell’s upcoming Semi-Pro, will probably make you at least slightly uncomfortable — as it features 25% more Naked Ferrell than we’re used to seeing.