What's Grosser Than Grosser Than Gross?
This might be, hands down, the most disgusting thing I’ve ever reported on, including flesh cheetos and brain feet and eyeball eating. Six words: Jimmy Kimmel Sarah Silverman sex tape. Yup. There goes your morning croissant. (Yeeeah!)
Heh, this is cute. Woody Harrelson has been trying to convince his daughter that zombies are cooler than vampires. Well, duh. Of course they are! (Celebitchy)
CBS is now ahead of even VH1 as to how far they’ll go to recycle their own programming. I mean seriously — they’re on “Real Chance of Love 2” now. (Warming Glow)
I don’t know if Whip It is going to be any good or not, but here’s at least one reason to see it: Alia “Maeby Funke” Shawkat is co-starring. (Webster’s)
Remember how Robert Rodriguez dumped his wife of 16 years for Rose McGowan? Well now she dumped him — what a surprise! (Agent Bedhead)
It’s no Where the Wild Things Are jumpsuit, but this sweet Cobra Commander costume won’t put nearly as big a dent on your wallet. (Topless Robot)
The magic of the internet and people with video recorders on their cell phones have brought us a first glimpse at Seth Rogen’s Green Hornet costume. (Gordon and the Whale)
Here are eight film franchises that need to rest in peace. Does it count if they should never have happened in the first goddamn place? (Unreality)
Oh hey, since I’m completely not above flagrant self-promotion at all whatsoever — hey look! I wrote another review for The Impulsive Buy! (Impulsive Buy)
These are the perfect accessories to get you into “Dexter” viewing mode. (mental floss)
To get you pumped for the Coen Brothers new A Serious Man coming out tomorrow, here’s a quiz to see how well you know your Coens. (Rope of Silicon)
Here are some proposed new reality show ideas for TLC. To be honest, I’m not entirely sure production hasn’t already begun on some of these. (Frothy Girlz)
There may or may not have been a, um, labial slip on a recent episode of “So You Think You Can Dance.” But we’ll never know, because the clips are being taken off the internet faster than you can say “vaginacakes.” (DListed)
What do you get when you take “Mad Men” and get rid of the booze, smoking and banging? “Sesame Street,” naturally:
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