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October 1, 2007 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | October 1, 2007 |

Pajiba Love

Elizabeth Taylor is a fucking lunatic. In other words — she’s a lot like my dear old grandma. (FourFour)

You can sue football? Sweet! I’m going to sue it for being boring, and also for preempting approximately 150 episodes of “The Simpsons” since 1989. (QuizLaw)

I guess that means you can sue baseball, too — in which case I’m going to sue Johnny Damon for being “totally lame.” (Litelysalted)

I have a total puppy-crush on Jessica Valenti’s aussie. And if that’s not worthy of some Pajiba Love — than, my friends, what is? (Feministing)

See, now this is why Al Qaeda is so stupid. If they’d have just quietly opened a nationwide chain of deep-fried butter stick restaurants, they’d have gotten the job done much more effectively. (Gallery of the Absurd)

This is the most unflattering thing to happen to Mother Nature since “Hands Across America.” (The Impulsive Buy)

Truly, a match made in stupid — I hear Amazon is taking pre-orders for the sex tape already! (Yeeeah!)

Jennifer Aniston might be dating Orlando Bloom. Or, she might not be. But do you have anything more important to be thinking about right now? Exactly. (IDLYITW)

I’m going to temporarily lift the ban on She Whom We Do Not Speak — only because David Letterman is fucking brilliant. Ya still got it, Dave! Hilarity kicks in about half-way through — after the jump.

Pajiba Love | October 1, 2007 |

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