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The Bristol Lynn Spears Syndrome

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 17, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 17, 2009 |

Seriously? Seriously?! Are you fucking kidding me? I don’t watch MTV anymore because I’d rather take a face full of BB gun pellets, but apparently they’ve upped the ante from their abysmal “Underage and Engaged” to motherfucking “16 and Pregnant.” Rage. (Frothy Girlz)

And on that note, apparently the presence of a father figure has absolutely nothing to do with a child’s sexual maturity, according to a new study. So find another damn excuse. (Zelda Lily)

CNN finally aired the video evidence of Obama calling Kanye a jackass (off the record) and while I think it was really kind of vile and unscrupulous of them … I have to admit, the guy is pretty goddamn hilarious about it. (Celebitchy)

This post really got my hopes up when it says Blockbuster is closing over 900 stores — because I hate them — but it turns out they’re just upping their quotient of those shitty grocery store DVD kiosks. (Film Drunk)

Yay! Here’s an interview with my favorite TV host-cum-sitcom star, Joel McHale. Fun fact: Does anyone remember that Seattle-based sketch comedy show that aired on Comedy Central for a bit in the 90’s called “Almost Live?” McHale (as well as Bill Nye) was totally on that. (A.V. Club)

If you want unabashed geekery, Ebay is always a sure hit. This stuff is like the product-versions of fan fic. (Screen Junkies)

Ha ha. The Jonas Brothers accidentally saw their TV mom naked — and of course, they acted like horrified little girls about it. (Agent Bedhead)

Megan Fox went yammering to Rolling Stone about how she’d kill a man in cold blood, and I can’t even finish this thought because my eyes just rolled out of my fucking head. (Superior Gossip)

If anyone out there is a fan of the Swedish pop group The Concretes, you’ll probably dig Taken By Trees new album, “East of Eden.” (TMITM)

You know, I post so many links to lists and whatnot, that I think I’ve probably linked a “best time travel movies” list before. But this one is awesome, because it has Flight of the Navigator on it. I was literally just talking about that movie last night. (Topless Robot)

Because it’s kind of a slow news day, here’s Lauren Conrad’s (of “The Hills”) new line of clothing for Kohl’s. You know who shops at Kohl’s? My mom. (Jezebel)

Some guy out there is re-imagining current(ish) movies as classic trailers, so without further ado — here are the trailers for Raiders of the Lost Ark and Ghostbusters, circa ‘51 and ‘54:

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