So apparently, I’m told something happened at the MTV Music Video Awards last night? If you didn’t tune into the idiocy, here’s a complete recap for your reading pleasure. (FourFour)
The plot thickens! Michael Bay threw Megan Fox under a bus by posting a letter on his website by three unnamed crew members about what a stupid, ungrateful bitch she is. Also, the watch is on to see how long it takes for her to piss off Diablo Cody. Stay tuned! (Agent Bedhead)
The viral campaign for Cloverfield 2 is in full swing. Do they really think they can pull this shit this again and make us care? Yes. Yes they can. (Atomic Popcorn)
I can’t even wrap my brain around this, but there’s an organization of atheists who are committed to taking care of Christians pets after they go to heaven for the rapture. A joke? You tell me. Thanks, Marya! (Eternal Earthbound)
OH DEAR GOD NO. I can put up with a lot of goddamn asinine fashion comebacks from the 80’s and 90’s, but shoulder pads are NOT fucking one of them. *shakes fist in general direction of fashion industry* (Zelda Lily)
Bruce Campbell is going to have a major role in the fourth Spider Man installment. Does this mean I should finally get around to watching parts I-III to catch up? (Gordon and the Whale)
Oh Jesus, Sylvester Stallone has gone and Mickey Rourke-ified himself. (Celebitchy)
I caught the last 15 minutes of “The Vampire Diaries” before the awesomely awesome premiere of “Supernatural” last week and was unimpressed. In somewhat related news, the actresses from “The Vampire Diaries” got arrested for flashing their tits. (Warming Glow)
Here’s what it would look like if Amazon suggestions actually told the truth. (Screen Junkies)
Should you divorce your wife who left behind her entire life for you just because she can’t have children? Only if you want to win the “jerk of the year” award. (Mix Tape Therapy)
7-11 is just making up names of fruit to flavor their Slurpees with now. (Impulsive Buy)
Today’s video is about a dog. Who likes to go down a slide. In other words, Japan, you’ve done it again!
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