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What's Grosser Than Gross?

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 8, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | September 8, 2009 |

Hey guys, I’m finally back! Thanks to the wonderful Agent Bedhead and Drew, who I met with his lovely and charming wife in Los Angeles, for covering for me last week. And now that I’m back, here’s a story about a “torrid affair” between Jack Black and Kathy Griffin. You know you missed me. (Celebitchy)

This was supposed to be a Labor Day post, but since I didn’t do a Pajiba Love yesterday you’ll just have to enjoy this holiday-themed gallery of heads exploding in movies after the fact. (Screen Junkies)

Aubrey O’Day (*crickets chirp*) of Danity Kane (*crickets chirp*) is now the leading advocate for pro-dying of your pet’s fur. Let’s send her to the middle east and have her stoned to death. (Webster’s)

What?! For realsies? Francis Bean Cobain was almost Tim Burton’s “Alice,” but turned down the role so she could pursue her studies, making her already infinitely more level-headed than either of her parents. (Gordon and the Whale)

Demi Moore and Perez Hilton are embroiled in some kind of twitter flame war, mostly due to Perez Hilton being a self-righteous, reprehensible asshole. (Yeeeah!)

The father of that Slumdog Millionaire kid who smacked around his son died in India of tuberculosis. Oh, and, good news! He also used up the kid’s entire salary on treatments before he kicked it. (Film Drunk)

Oh my GODDDD! Michelle Obama’s secret recipe to the gun show has finally been revealed. Spoiler alert! It’s 75% good genes. (Jezebel)

I can’t tell if the idea of peanut butter and jelly M&Ms sounds really good or really gross, but just to be on the safe side I should probably try them anyway. (Impulsive Buy)

Here are the top ten “Muppet Show” moments that are most likely to make you have a total freak-out if you watch to while tripping on acid. (Topless Robot)

Apropos of nothing, Jonathan Taylor Thomas from “Home Improvement” is twenty-eight today. Now don’t you feel fucking old? (DListed)

Apparently arachnidologists are also big Us Magazine readers, so here’s a bunch of stupid scary spiders named after celebrities. (mental floss)

I’m catching this a week or so after the fact, but from a less-ish young man leaving Los Angeles, here is a letter to a young man just moving to Los Angeles. (Slowly Going Bald)

Here’s a clip that will reduce your entire love of “Mad Men” into 60 seconds of cliches. But damn, is it funny. Enjoy:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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