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This is absolutely horrible stuff, but I only mention it so we can ready the Murder Tank. A 4-year old kitty in Indiana wandered away from his yard and limped home with a 13-inch arrow through his head. I used the above photo for discretion purposes (that, and you people were whining for puppies), but there’s video footage of brave kitty at the link. (Huffington Post)
Keanu Reeves decided to indulge that crazy woman who claims he fathered her four babies. Bogus! (Webster’s Is My Bitch)
Daniel Craig is slowly turning into William H. Macy. Hey, that doesn’t mean he’ll start doing Robert Rodriguez kiddie flicks, does it? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Gerard Butler and his moobs have absolutely no interest in playing a shirtless James Bond, thank you very much. (Celebitchy)
Between semi-ironic appearances in Bridget Jones films, Colin Firth feeds his crack addiction with yet another period piece. (Film Drunk)
Top 10 Spike Jones Directed Movie Videos: Hey, nothing ever aired on MTV even comes close to beating his Beastie Boys video. Listen all y’all, it’s a sabotage! (Revivi)
Diane Kruger takes a swipe at commando starlets as well as those insufferable actresses who complain that they’re too gorgeous to get good roles. (Agent Bedhead)
10 Disney-Marvel Crossover Movie Ideas. Actually, I wouldn’t mind seeing Iron Man beat the crap out of Joe Jonas. (Spout)
Mike Judge’s comedy formula Extract. Pending FDA approval. (Screen Junkies)
Madonna dresses up 12-year old daughter Lourdes in the “Like A Virgin” wedding dress and veil. Oh Madge, adopt me too! (Yeeeah!)
The Daily Show’s Most Godless Athiest Moments: Because Jon Stewart should be remembered for something other than Elmopalooza. (Comedy Central)
Ten Steps to Erotic Possession: Is that Sister Ruth or Nurse Ratchett? I did a bit of a double take there. (Rope of Silicon)
Well, I know that many of you aren’t crazy about Dave Letterman lately, but, honestly, I totally dig the guy. One of Dave’s upcoming guests will be a dying comedian who will fulfill his life-long dream of performing 5 minutes of stand-up comedy on his idol’s late-night show. It’s gonna be sorta like Funny People only, you know, with funnier jokes. Documentary footage below: (Daily Fill)
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