The cast of the new season of “Top Model” gets a proper evisceration, fourfour style. (FourFour)
Stephen Colbert’s cast sold for $17,200.00 on ebay. As much as I love Colbert, if I had seventeen thou to throw around I think I’d buy a new car. But I guess a used, stinky cast is a close second. (Ebay)
Brad Pitt suffers a close call of almost being kissed by a female fan. Wah fucking wah. (IDLYITW)
I loathe Circuit City the most out of any chain electronic stores. The stupid, ass-backward store layout; the total lack of customer service; rampant abuse of “The Cars” music — I could go on and on. So I really hope they get their asses sued for this. (QuizLaw)
Mountain Dew unleashes their limited edition “Game Fuel” flavor. It’s like Gatorade for people that don’t actually play sports — with added “bonus” calories that you won’t be burning off any time soon. Genius! (deadbeatJONES)
Nerd powers — unite! Full coverage of the Dragon Con — as well as a helpful explanation of exactly what the Dragon Con is. (Your Mom’s Basement)
After the jump — a little post-holiday weekend condom humor. Enjoy!