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August 10, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | August 10, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

Ugh. The Olympics just got downgraded from “somewhat annoying” to downright frigging depressing. (wweek)

That slimy piece of shit Joe Francis appeals to our sense of justice. If there were any real justice in this world, Joe Francis would have already died from a rare disease which causes your genitals to melt off. (WIMB)

It is a real tragedy when a woman can’t get “railed by her boyfriend” in the privacy of her own home. Won’t somebody think of the children? Oh, wait — that was the point. (QuizLaw)

OK, so this is why Dustin left me? So he could report Zombie Activity? Come on! If zombies are more of a threat than celebrities, then why do celebrity blogs outnumber zombie blogs by a ratio of 10,000:1? Hmph! (ZombieForecast)

Jennifer Aniston tries the “Tom Cruise” approach to dating. And no, it has nothing to do with the Big Balls All Male Nude Workout DVD. (IDLYITW)

Insert your own “Orange You Glad” joke here. (Popoholic)

If you happened to catch the hilarious Spaghetti Cat clip from “The Soup” from last weekend, the mystery has finally been solved. (DListed)

Fergie used to statutory rape Justin Timberlake. (Celebslam)

I remember watching a video in Jr. High, about the gentrification of Times Square… And by now, pretty much everyone has forgotten that it used to be a hotbed of crime and filth. (FourFour)

Maybe this is shallow, but I don’t think I could get with a dude with four cats. Nope, no way. Total dealbreaker. (MixTapeTherapy)

Burger King’s new “Apple Fries” are neither “Apples” nor “Fries.” No wait, they totally are just apples. I just thought it sounded better that way. (TIB)

What if the Cookie Monster mated with a Cake Monster? (CounterfeitRedHead)

If you’re not already familiar with the brilliant comedic genius already, take a few moments to get to know Karl Pilkington. (YBNBY)

Here are the Top Ten Reasons why Margaret Cho rocks. (GirlNamedBoo)

After the jump, reader Marra submitted this clip which is pretty much the freakiest and most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. And no, I’m still not telling!

Pajiba Love | August 10, 2008 |

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