Today is the anniversary of The King’s death — so here is the requisite creepy tribute clip. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
I hate this show “The Pickup Artist” more than a Tabasco enema — but this review certainly is entertaining. (deadbeatJONES)
Aren’t there some laws somewhere preventing excessive cruelty to Ben Kingsley? (IDLYITW)
Find out what happened to the Nirvana “Nevermind” baby. Wait, that was a real baby? (MTV News)
If this comes true — it might end up being the suckiest version of Wonder Woman ever. (Crazy Days and Nights)
You just know this story is a preface to Fox’s new reality show, “National Baby Taseing Challenge.” (Quizlaw)
Because I love a happy ending, and I know you do too — I present the following clip, after the jump.