Here are the 20 greatest shows cancelled by Fox before their time. You’d think most networks would have learned their lesson after 10 or 15 or so, but Fox somehow manages to just keep shitting the hell all over everything! (Topless Robot)
Apparently Kiefer Sutherland is the highest paid actor on TV. Huh. I could have sworn it would have been Jim Belushi. (Yeeeah!)
Eww… Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are getting all TMI with it in Playboy. (Webster’s)
If you fall asleep on the set of a Quentin Tarantino movie, he will stick a dildo in your face, take a picture, and then hang it on the wall. I hear that’s like the same thing nuns do in Catholic school. (Film Drunk)
Turner Classic Movies released a series of 32 reimagined movie posters, and they’re pretty rad, so check ‘em out. (Rope Of Silicon)
Animals + Live television = Always a good idea. It’s times like this that I thank baby Jesus that we have the internet. (Warming Glow)
I know Disney wants Hannah Montana’s name on literally fucking everything, but at some point a line should be drawn. (DListed)
Perez Hilton is launching a new website called “Coco Perez,” which aims for a more “mature” 20-something female audience. Perez Hilton? Mature? Good luck with that. (Evil Beet)
Although she’s now denying it, Jamie Pressly almost definitely peed in broad daylight outside of a bar earlier this week. I can see now why she fit in so well on that redneck show. (Superior Gossip)
Anyone else feeling excited in their down-theres for District 9? Well here is an interview with director Neill Blomkamp. (AV Club)
In addition to Julia Child, here are five other PBS hosts who deserve their own movie. I would totally want to see what was going on behind the scenes with Mr. Rogers. (Screen Junkies)
What’s the point of an “anti” energy drink that relaxes you instead of giving you energy? I thought that was like, the entire point of alcohol. (Impulsive Buy)
And now, here are public service announcements … Of the future!
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