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By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | November 8, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | November 8, 2010 |

Alright, so *SPOILER ALERT!* apparently, Mega-Shark won the “Thrilla in Manila” that was Mega-Shark Vs. Giant Octopus *END SPOILER* so now they’re going to put him up against CROCOSAURUS! Oh, and it’s going to star the guy who played Urkel. That tiny boom you may have just heard in the background was TK’s rage finally imploding in on itself. (Gamma Squad)

Here are ten nerd properties that need porn parodies. Sorry Bryan Lee O’Malley, but you can all look forward to Scott Drillem Fucks The World next year. (Topless Robot)

Oh my God fuck yes, another Super Mario Bros. quiz! Yay! Although just warning, but I answered two of the questions exactly right and still didn’t get the answers right. Hint Hint, Rowles… (Litely Salted)

Because even death itself cannot stop people from riding your corpse’s coattails to a hefty payday, it looks like they’re releasing an entire new Michael Jackson album. Look, we get it: He’s dead, it’s sad. Let him fucking rest already. (popbytes)

Because we love the good people at Film Drunk, today I’m double dipping them; Here’s the plot of Saw VII: 3D: The Traps Are Alive! re-created with review quotes (Film Drunk) and one for the new Tyler Perry movie For Colored Girls. (Film Drunk)

Alright, so last week I had to run out and buy a new computer because the one I had was dirt fucking old, the battery was officially dead and it couldn’t run HD scenes. So this article about wanting a Mac but not buying it because no one wants to pay $1500 for a status symbol hits close to home. (Hobo Trashcan)

Tony Romo — not as dumb as previously believed — figured out a way to save his career. (Ugly Fours)

Shockingly, Anne Rice pretty much hates those fucking Twilight books as much as pretty much everyone here does. There’s only one way to settle this: Stakes. Go at it, ladies. (Agent Bedhead)

Because Australia really wasn’t terrifying enough, what with the tarantulas and the great white sharks and everything else that will fucking kill you dead just for fun, here are ten Australian horror movies to ensure that going down under will have you shitting your pants. (OneMetal)

Possibly good news, everyone! NBC has ordered another two episodes of Community, which depending on how you look at it, is either a vote of confidence or NBC’s way of giving them their final hurrah. Let’s all pray for the former, shall we? (Warming Glow)

Ever wondered which of your favourite video game characters were edible? Wonder no more! Here’s a graph detailing the meats you can get out of beloved video game stalwarts. For the record: Eating a Yoshi is pure evil. That’s even worse than letting him fall to his death so that you can get an extra jump. (Jude Buffum)

Normally, I don’t give a shit about “Best Dressed” lists because they’re boring and predictable, but the fact Carey Mulligan won makes me feel all warm and tingly on the inside. (Celebitchy)

Here are the most satisfying celebrity deaths ever captured on film. Come for Paris Hilton taking a stake through the forehead, stay for Dane Cook being killed violently with a shovel. (Cracked)

You know, just putting this out there LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, but if you’re both willing to cheat on and then divorce your partners just to be with someone else, maybe you shouldn’t get married to each other. (Celebslam)

While this video may not be the sole reason as to why I left Montreal, it is one of the smaller reasons: Behold The Angry French Canadian, a sandwich made of french toasted baguette, maple syrup, bacon, poutine and 50 cent Steamie Hot Dogs (which are, by the way, SUPER DELICIOUS).

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