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You're Not That Cute Anymore

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 31, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 31, 2009 |

Michael Cera reportedly dumped girlfriend Charlyne Yi just as Paper Heart was premiering, which was pretty much the dickiest, douchiest move anyone has ever done to anyone ever. (Webster’s)

And if you needed a reminder as to how absolutely frigging adorable Charlyne Yi is, here she is reenacting a scene from Dirty Dancing with Channing Tatum. Woo! Team Charlyne! (Cinemash)

Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow finally opened up, on Stern no less, about Katherine Heigl throwing Knocked Up under the bus — as well as made fun of her shitty new movie. Ha ha ha ha. (Celebitchy)

This Universal Studios Florida souvenir tape from 1991 doesn’t adequately capture my experience at Universal Studios in the early 90’s of standing in two hour lines to look at animatronic crap. (FourFour)

Larry David talked about the upcoming “Seinfeld” reunion on next season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” I’m kind of excited about this but kind of wish they could do it without actually involving, you know, Jerry Seinfeld. (

For no other reason than it’s Friday and I’m lazy, here’s a gallery of nerds. (Holy Taco)

Speaking of nerds, presumably the reason why Screech didn’t appear at the “Saved By the Bell” reunion is because he’s writing a tell-all book about the cast. But Zack Morris isn’t going to be intimidated by that asshole. (Evil Beet)

Do you hate your dog as much as you hate yourself? Well then, the makers of the original Snuggie® have invented the perfect product for you! (DListed)

An abortion-themed episode of “Family Guy” is getting aborted. I guess you care, since so many of you watch the show and all. *shakes head in disgust* (Zelda Lily)

I dare you to take this quiz of quotes that Andy Rooney may or may not have said. The fact that this man is still on television never ceases to astound me. (mental floss)

Thanks to everyone who sent this in, because we here at Pajiba all share the mind of an eight-year-old. Heheh heh heheh heh heheheh:

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