An informative and helpful guide for Planning Sensibly For When the Zombies Come. (Your Mom’s Basement)
The most entertaining (not to mention only) product review you’ll ever read about a plastic shopping bag. (The Impulsive Buy)
Time’s 50 Best Websites of 2007, and nary a mention of Pajiba. What-the fuck-ever, Time. (Time)
Hilary Duff’s got a new fluffy-haired mystery man. (IDLYITW)
While a completely different Hillary has totally cornered the “lipstick lesbian” demographic. (Fatback and Collards)
Someone alert Gawker - you’re about to be spotted in Hell. Slate’s fake action movie one-liner contest just got served! (Junkiness)
You know you’re fucked if the best alibi for murder you can come up with is murdering someone else. (QuizLaw)
After the jump, a clip of the upcoming A&E series, “The Two Coreys.” Feldman — the smarmy, shit-stirring little bitch — tells Haim that they’re making a (direct to video) sequel to The Lost Boys and that they’re not planning on asking him to make a cameo. You can actually pinpoint the moment where Haim’s last modicum of dignity crumbles away before weeping in the arms of his friend. It’s just fucking fantastic, and I can’t wait.